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Sunday, July 29, 2007

Flying The American Flag In Darkness

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Folks, at one of the web sites I participate in, I just learned a very interesting bit of trivia.

You probably already know that courtesy directs that when the flag of the United States of America is flown at night, it should be properly illuminated by a spotlight.

Well, there is one very special United States flag which flies twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, including being displayed UNLIT during the hours of darkness.

Can you guess which United States flag I'm referring to?

It's the United States flag which was planted on the Moon!

Ain't that neat?

I'll never forget that day.

At the time, I was a twenty-three year old Private First Class in the United States Army, stationed at Spangdahlem Air Force Base in Germany, as a Field Radio Relay and Carrier Equipment Repair Specialist (MOS 31 L 20) assigned to Team "A-2", Company "A", 11th Air Defense Signal Battalion, 32d Army Air Defense Command.

Do you remember where you were and what you were doing when man first stepped foot on the Moon?

Thank you.

John Robert "SAIGON" Mallernee, KB3KWS
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Movie Critique: "HOW TO EAT FRIED WORMS"

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Do you have young'uns in your home?

Would you like a nice CLEAN family movie that all of you can enjoy?

Would you like to see your kids jumping up and down, screaming with uncontrollable glee?

Then watch the movie I just finished watching, HOW TO EAT FRIED WORMS.

There ain't NO cussing, NO nudity, and NO sex anywhere in this movie.

Folks, I'm a full grown single guy, over sixty years old, and there ain't no kids living under my roof.

But, I still got some good laughs out of watching this movie, so I can guarantee your whole family, adults included, will enjoy it.

One of the stars in this show is Hallie Kate Eisenberg.

I remember seeing her in the movie, BICENTENNIAL MAN, where she was a cute wee tyke with real button eyes!

But, now she's a teenager.

I reckon time passes, and we all get older, huh?

Yep, I'm giving HOW TO EAT FRIED WORMS my highest recommendation.

Hollywood needs to do more stuff like this.

Please pass the popcorn.

Thank you.

John Robert "SAIGON" Mallernee, KB3KWS
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Television Continuing Downhill Slide

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

When I first saw a commercial advertising the new CBS television series, KID NATION, I thought it would be a great idea, and an excellent show.

This was a show I was definitely looking forward to, and I'll bet every kid in America can't wait to see it.

In my mind, I was envisioning something along the lines of THE LITTLE RASCALS, a light hearted fictitious romp with a gang of mischievous brats living independently in a deserted ghost town.

But, I was wrong.

Unfortunately, it turns out to be just another so-called "reality" show, but with properly indoctrinated "politically correct" propaganda.

Yes, there will be constant adult supervision.

Who do you think is operating those cameras, microphones, generators, lights, sound boards, and logistical vehicles?

Who's supplying the groceries, laundry, and cleaning supplies?

Who's driving that school bus that the kids ride on?

Of course, there's adults on the scene at all times.

Therefore, the kids will say what the adults want to hear, and they had better follow the script, or else.

No, "reality" TV is never "reality", which is why I can't stand ANY so-called "reality" TV show.

How can any show be "real" when it's done in front of cameras and crew?

I'm very disappointed in the CBS television network.

They started out with a good idea, but then ruined it by taking the cheap route.

It's just more recycled government approved propaganda touting social issues.

Gosh, gee whillikers, didn't we learn anything from the mistakes made by the Nazis and the Communists?

If CBS is doing this because they can't spare enough money to air an original production, then they would do better by airing reruns from the 'Fifties or 'Sixties.

What a mediocre bummer!

Thank you.

John Robert "SAIGON" Mallernee, KB3KWS
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Monday, July 23, 2007

Celebrate TODAY!!!

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Since most of y'all ain't Mormons, like I am, I reckon y'all don't know what a big holiday TODAY is.

On
24 July 1847, the prophet, Brigham Young said, "This is the place", and led the Mormon pioneers into the valley of the Great Salt Lake, which at that time, was still part of Mexico.


Members of the Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter-day Saints were fleeing persecution in the United States, seeking religious freedom in a perilous barren wilderness.

PIONEER DAY is now an official state holiday in Utah, and it is celebrated throughout the entire world by local LDS congregations.

Salt Lake City will host a huge "DAYS OF '47" parade (which is televised), plus a rodeo (also televised), and a massive fireworks display.

In fact, due to Mormon influence on Western settlement, most communities in most of the Western states will be having similar celebrations, to include parades, rodeos, fireworks, pageants, plays, concerts, picnics, contests, and barbecues.

For most LDS communities out West, PIONEER DAY is an even bigger event during the month of July than America's own Independence Day.

No matter where in the world you live, the local organization of the LDS Church is probably hosting an open house today, with a BIG celebration, to which YOU are heartily invited to join in!

So, dress up in your finest Western get-up, 'cause today is your day to be a real cowboy!

And if those nice young missionaries come knocking on your door, please be nice to them, y'hear?

Invite them in for a nice square meal.

Their parents will certainly appreciate it.

Thank you.



John Robert "SAIGON" Mallernee, KB3KWS
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Getting Old? Keep Your Mind Active!

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

This message should be of particular interest to my comrades in arms living here at the Old Soldiers' Home, and also to my siblings and peers.

Play a SENIOR'S TRIVIA GAME each day on the Internet.

Yes, we're all getting older.

But, we can still combat the insidious dibilitating effects by keeping our brains stimulated with puzzles, games, and intellectual challenge.

So, sign up and see if you can match my score!

Thank you.

John Robert "SAIGON" Mallernee, KB3KWS
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Movie Critique: "PATCH ADAMS"

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

I just finished watching the movie, PATCH ADAMS on the UNIVERSAL HIGH DEFINITION cable television channel.

This is definitely an uplifting movie suitable for the entire family to watch together.

Without revealing details that will ruin the show, I give this movie my highest recommendation!

Since it is a true story, it makes it even better, huh?

You should rush right out and rent, buy, or even steal the DVD, as it's worth getting arrested, beat up, and incarcerated for an indeterminate sentence with no parole, just to enjoy this movie in the privacy of your own home - - - until the cops show up.

Please pass the popcorn.

Thank you.

John Robert "SAIGON" Mallernee, KB3KWS
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

I Want One!!!

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Do you like cheeseburgers?

I just learned about a cheeseburger that is made with TEN POUNDS of ground beef!

You get it at Hillbilly Hot Dogs in Huntington, West Virginia, and it costs thirty-two dollars.

Can you eat the WHOLE thing, all by yourself?

That's almost as good as that Heart Attack Grill in Phoenix, Arizona.

Boy, oh boy, one of these days, I've got to go there.

I ate one of those specially made humongous cheeseburgers when I was living in Idaho, but I don't remember how many pounds of meat there was in it.

If I remember (it was many years ago), I think it was called a "Big Jud" burger, and it was at a Big J drive-in, or something like that.

It was as big as the plate it was served on, with an oversized bun baked especially for it.

I really did eat the whole thing, all by myself.

Later, somebody told me I was supposed to get free ice cream, but they never gave it to me.

I was a lot younger then.

I doubt I could do that again.

Boy, oh boy, a TEN POUND cheeseburger, with everything on it!

Wow!

(Burp!!! Belch!!!)

Thank you.

John Robert "SAIGON" Mallernee, KB3KWS
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Coming Attraction: "STARDUST"

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

I just learned of a new movie, STARDUST, which will debut in a couple of weeks.

It looks like it will be a really good movie.

They've got some big name stars, such as Claire Danes, Robert DeNiro, and Michelle Pfeiffer

At the movie's web site, there are games you can play, plus downloads of screensavers and wallpapers of scenes from the movie.

This movie looks like it will be clean enough for the entire family to enjoy together.

I wonder if the DVD will be available at the same time the film is being shown in theatres?

Maybe they'll feature this on Home Box Office or Showtime, which are the premium high definition movie channels I subscribe to.

I just love relaxing in my rocker recliner and watching shows in high definition on my wide screen television!

Pass the popcorn, please.

Thank you.

John Robert "SAIGON" Mallernee, KB3KWS
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Coming Attraction: "RETURN WITH HONOR"

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

I just now received an e-mail from a friend in Utah informing me about a new movie that will debut in September.

It's "RETURN WITH HONOR", the story of a young Latter-day Saint full-time missionary returning home after successfully completing his mission.

What would you do with your life if you had only sixty days to live?

What is most important to YOU?

I'm definitely looking forward to seeing this show!

Please pass the popcorn.

Thank you.

John Robert "SAIGON" Mallernee, KB3KWS
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Friday, July 20, 2007

Movie Critique: "STATION JIM"

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Since there are now so few movies that are clean enough for children and families to watch together, I like to write about the ones I see, so I can recommend them.

Yesterday, I watched "STATION JIM" on television.

This is a British movie about a dog, some orphans, and a romance.

I won't tell you any more than that.

But, believe me, this is a movie you and your young'uns will love!

So gather 'round your family, order some pizza, and turn down the lights.

Please pass the popcorn.

Thank you.

John Robert "SAIGON" Mallernee, KB3KWS
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Movie Critique: "RED EYE"

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

I just now finished watching a movie on television which was grrrrr-REAT!!!

"RED EYE" is my kind of movie, full of edge of your seat suspense, lots of danger, action, and close calls!

I highly recommend this movie.

It has everything a guy could want in a movie; guns, knives, fist fighting, car chases, car wrecks, rockets, and high explosives.

But, believe it or not, this wonderful guy movie is really a chick flick in disguise!

Since I was so caught up in the suspense, I can't really tell you whether or not there was any profanity.

I do not remember seeing any scenes with nudity or sex.

So, I reckon this movie is probably safe to watch with your young'uns.

But, on the other hand, I ain't never been a father, so how would I know what's good for kids?

Anyway, bottom line is, I liked this movie, and I suspect you will like it, too.

Please pass the popcorn.

Thank you.


John Robert "SAIGON" Mallernee, KB3KWS
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Your Child Molesting Neighbors

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Last night, as the result of an Internet discussion, I decided to once again check the NATIONAL SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY web site.

Having previously reviewed this data, I wasn't surprised to see the huge multitude of convicted sex offenders who reside next to this Old Soldiers' Home, in every direction.

But it is disheartening and shocking to see that so many convicted child molestors are permitted to live immediately adjacent to schools.

I typed in addresses for several of my relatives and friends, in different parts of the country, and it was amazing to see that every one of them had convicted sex offenders in their neighborhoods.

So, I encourage you, for your own safety, to use this resource and be aware of the dangers where you live.

Just type in your address, and a map will appear, indicating the location of convicted sex offenders in your vicinity.

Click on each of the colored dots to view individual identities, photographs, addresses, and details of their convictions.

A related web site, PERVERTED JUSTICE, is an excellent resource for combatting Internet predators.

Like me, maybe you also enjoy seeing the positive efforts of that group recounted on the NBC DATELINE television series, TO CATCH A PREDATOR.

Thank you.

John Robert "SAIGON" Mallernee, KB3KWS
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

YOU TUBE Video: "PRESS ONE FOR ENGLISH"

***** WARNING!!! *****
This dangerously illegal and immoral subversive underground resistance message is being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronic Reconnaissance (i.e., B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.) as part of a coordinated official clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., N.A.Z.I.) and the Commission On Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., C.O.M.M.I.E.).
Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined!
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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:
Here is an excellent (and timely) video that you might enjoy, "PRESS ONE FOR ENGLISH", performed by Ron and Kay Rivoli, who reside in Tennessee.
You may notice that, although this is one of the most popular videos on YOU TUBE, the folks who run YOU TUBE are not advertising it.
Do you reckon the folks at YOU TUBE are a wee bit embarrassed?
In one of the Internet discussion forums I frequent, one of the members signs his name with,
"Why the hell should I have to press one for English?"
That seems like a fair enough question to me.
Oh, and you all have yourselves a GLORIOUS Independence Day!!!
Thank you.
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400
NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."