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Friday, August 31, 2012

MY ORIGINAL COMPOSITIONS

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Here is an automated video collection of ALL of my original compositions that have been recorded and are CURRENTLY posted on the YOU TUBE web site. 

For the best effect, please be sure to watch the videos in "FULL SCREEN" mode.



You can expect more original material to be added later on, as time passes, and/or I just happen to feel so motivated or inspired.

(However, as a totally disabled war veteran, I'm now much older, and frequently in a lot of pain, so I no longer have quite as much energy or motivation as I did in my younger years.)

Most of the videos are songs, in which I composed both lyrics and music.

But, there's also a few poems and short stories that I wrote, along with a couple of jokes I made up.

Copies of the lyrics and/or text can be seen at the YOU TUBE web site for each of these videos by clicking on "SHOW MORE", located just below the video.

The videos are not in any particular order, but are all mixed up.

Folks, I'm merely an unknown amateur, and I don't make any money from any of this.

I reckon if it weren't for the invention of personal computers and the establishment of the Internet (which I personally regard as divine gifts from our Almighty God), no one would ever hear my songs. 

Thank you for watching. 

John Robert Mallernee 
1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311 

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VIDEOS OF ME(!) PERFORMING SOME FAVORITE SONGS

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For the best effect, please be sure and watch this automated video collection in "FULL SCREEN" mode of ME(!) strumming chords on my guitar and singing some of my favorite songs that other people wrote and/or performed.



WARNING: There's a whole BUNCH of songs in this automated video collection, of assorted types, styles, and genres.

Because this series of videos is automated, you only have to click on one, and the others will play automatically, one right after another.

Also, you can pick and choose which videos you want to watch, rather than just having to watch the whole thing.


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"MY STORIES OF RINGO"

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Here is an automated video collection of stories for children which I wrote about "RINGO", the amazing Border Collie and trusty star wonder dog of the Rocking G Ranch, who was my companion when I was serving my mission for The Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter-day Saints.



You can read the TEXT of the stories of "RINGO", the amazing Border Collie and trusty star wonder dog of the Rocking G Ranch at the web site of the INTERNATIONAL WAR VETERANS POETRY ARCHIVES.

"Ringo" and the Ranger
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Thursday, August 30, 2012

ISLAMIC CRUCIFIXION IN YEMEN

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I saw this news report at the WORLD NET DAILY web site, having been alerted to it by William Brock Townsend at the FREE NORTH CAROLINA web site. 


The inscription on the cross reads, "He was crucified for three days in accordance with Shariah".

The Islamic jihadist group, Ansar Al-Shariah, took control of the Azzan area of Yemen and imposed Islamic law, or Shariah, crucifying a man they nicknamed, "Captain", from the province of Marib, for three days at the entrance to the city of Jaar, in the Abyan province, for public viewing, as retribution for passing information and planting tracking devices on vehicles belonging to leaders of Al-Qaida, enabling United States military forces to carry out attacks by drone aircraft.

As shocking as this video might seem, history reveals the Roman crucifixion of Jesus, the Christ was far worse, for He was scourged, and then was stripped and nailed to the cross.

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Monday, August 27, 2012

HURRICANE ISAAC HAS ARRIVED ! ! !

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UPDATE: As of Thursday 30 August 2012, HURRICANE ISAAC, which has now become a tropical storm, has left our area, and the Armed Forces Retirement Home in Gulfport, Mississippi has now resumed normal operation, with its residents "WAITING FOR GOD" (one of my favorite BBC television shows).

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Here is the latest report on Hurricane Isaac from the National Hurricane Center, as of 1200 Hours Central Time on Wednesday 29 August 2012. 
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WARNING ! ! !

As of Tuesday 28 August 2012, there is a CURFEW from 1900 Hours until 0700 Hours in Gulfport, Mississippi.
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HURRICANE ISAAC DISCUSSION NUMBER  34
NWS NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL       AL092012
1000 AM CDT WED AUG 29 2012

HURRICANE ISAAC IS INLAND OVER SOUTHEASTERN LOUISIANA NEAR HOUMA.
THE CYCLONE HAS MAINTAINED AN IMPRESSIVE RADAR SIGNATURE...WHICH
INCLUDES A RAGGED 40-NMI DIAMETER EYE. CURVED CONVECTIVE RAINBANDS
HAVE INCREASED IN THE EASTERN SEMICIRCLE...AND DOPPLER RADAR
VELOCITIES OF NEAR 80 KT OVER WATER SUPPORT KEEPING ISAAC AS A
MINIMAL HURRICANE FOR THIS ADVISORY. SIMILAR DOPPLER VELOCITIES
OVER LAND AND OVER LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN SUGGEST WIND GUSTS TO NEAR 80
KT COULD OCCUR INLAND OVER SOUTHEASTERN LOUISIANA INTO THIS
AFTERNOON. BY LATE THIS AFTERNOON OR EVENING...HOWEVER...ISAAC IS
FORECAST TO WEAKEN TO A TROPICAL STORM...AND BECOME A TROPICAL
DEPRESSION BY THURSDAY NIGHT.

THE INITIAL MOTION ESTIMATE IS 310/5. ISAAC IS EXPECTED TO MOVE
SLOWLY NORTHWESTWARD THROUGH A WEAKNESS IN THE SUBTROPICAL RIDGE
FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS...AND THEN TURN NORTH-NORTHWESTWARD AND
NORTHWARD AROUND THE WESTERN PERIPHERY OF THE RIDGE BY 36 AND 48
HOURS...RESPECTIVELY. BY 72 HOURS...ISAAC IS FORECAST TO BECOME A
POST-TROPICAL REMNANT LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM THAT SHOULD MOVE
NORTHEASTWARD TO EAST-NORTHEASTWARD WHEN IT WILL BE CAUGHT UP IN
WEAK MID-LATITUDE WESTERLIES. THERE ARE CURRENTLY NO INDICATIONS IN
ANY OF THE MODEL GUIDANCE SUGGESTING THAT ISAAC WILL TAP INTO ANY
BAROCLINIC ENERGY SOURCES THAT COULD RESULT IN EXTRATROPICAL
STRENGTHENING OVER THE CENTRAL UNITED STATES. THE OFFICIAL TRACK
FORECAST IS SIMILAR TO THE PREVIOUS ADVISORY TRACK AND IS JUST EAST
OF THE MODEL CONSENSUS.

SINCE ISAAC IS FORECAST TO MOVE SLOWLY OVER THE NEXT 24-36 HOURS...
THERE WILL BE A PROLONGED THREAT OF FLOODING FROM HEAVY RAINS OVER
THE NORTHERN GULF COAST AREA AND THE SOUTH-CENTRAL UNITED STATES.

NATIONAL OCEAN SERVICE TIDE GAGES INDICATE THAT STORM SURGE HEIGHTS
OF 6 TO 8 FEET ARE STILL OCCURRING ALONG PORTIONS OF THE COAST OF
SOUTHEASTERN LOUISIANA AND MISSISSIPPI.  GIVEN THE LONG DURATION
OF ONSHORE FLOW IN THESE AREAS...WATER LEVELS ARE EXPECTED TO REMAIN
HIGH THROUGH TODAY.

A SPECIAL THANKS TO THE CREWS OF THE AIR FORCE RESERVE AND NOAA
HURRICANE HUNTERS WHO FLEW A TOTAL OF 34 HAZARDOUS MISSIONS INTO
ISAAC...WHICH RESULTED IN AN IMPRESSIVE TOTAL OF 95 CENTER FIXES.

FORECAST POSITIONS AND MAX WINDS

INIT  29/1500Z 29.6N  90.7W   65 KT  75 MPH...INLAND
 12H  30/0000Z 30.2N  91.4W   55 KT  65 MPH...INLAND
 24H  30/1200Z 31.2N  92.2W   45 KT  50 MPH...INLAND
 36H  31/0000Z 32.8N  93.1W   30 KT  35 MPH...INLAND
 48H  31/1200Z 34.6N  93.5W   25 KT  30 MPH...INLAND
 72H  01/1200Z 38.0N  92.5W   20 KT  25 MPH...POST-TROP/REMNT LOW
 96H  02/1200Z 40.0N  89.0W   15 KT  15 MPH...POST-TROP/REMNT LOW
120H  03/1200Z 41.0N  85.0W   15 KT  15 MPH...POST-TROP/REMNT LOW

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FORECASTER STEWART
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An official STATE OF EMERGENCY has been declared for the state of Mississippi, and the Mississippi National Guard has been mobilized.

As I understand it, if those of us who reside at the Armed Forces Retirement Home in Gulfport, Mississippi are required to evacuate, the current plans are for us to be transported to Camp Shelby, Mississippi.


For the best effect, please be sure and watch this automated video series in "FULL SCREEN" mode.


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WLOX-TV Channel 13 in Biloxi, Mississippi has now ceased broadcasting news reports on Hurricane Isaac.
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CAPTAIN JOHN MORRISON BIRCH, UNITED STATES ARMY

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

For the best effect, please be sure and watch these videos in "FULL SCREEN" mode.


JOHN MORRISON BIRCH, Captain, United States Army, was a fundamentalist Baptist missionary and United States Army intelligence officer in China during the Second World War, spreading a message of hope while risking his life behind enemy lines.

Captain John Morrison Birch
United States Army
The story of Captain John Morrison Birch is not as well known as Lieutenant Colonel Jimmy Doolittle's bombing raid on Tokyo, Japan, but it played an integral role in leading downed airmen to safety.

Without Captain Birch, many more of the raid may not have survived to tell their story nor perhaps would victory come as quickly as it did in what was then a free China.

Ten (10) days after the war, Captain Birch was killed by Chinese Communists as he was on his way to rendezvous with small pockets of Japanese soldiers, who were to surrender to him.

Captain Birch would never know the fact that details of his death were kept from the American people, nor would he know of Robert Welch, who would found an organization bearing his name and who would continue John Morrison Birch's quest to spread the message of freedom.

Captain John Morrison Birch also would not know that his parents would proudly accept life memberships into the John Birch Society.

 

For more information on how to combat the dangers of a totalitarian elitist government by educating your fellow citizens, please contact the JOHN BIRCH SOCIETY.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee 
1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311 

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"BOB IS A RACIST"

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I saw this video posted at the NICHOLAS STIX UNCENSORED web site.

For the best effect, please be sure and watch this video in "FULL SCREEN" mode.


Personally, I see nothing wrong with being "racist", especially when American negroes wish to be judged, not by the color of their skin, but by "the content of their character", proudly flaunting conduct which currently horrifies and repulses adherents of traditional Christian and American family moral values.

It is my belief that racial prejudice is a gift from our Almighty God for our own protection, a natural survival instinct we are born with, which is reinforced by years of personal experience and observation.

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Saturday, August 25, 2012

NEIL ALDEN ARMSTRONG

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Today, our United States of America, has lost a true American hero.

NEIL ALDEN ARMSTRONG has passed on.

NEIL ALDEN ARMSTRONG
Born: Tuesday 05 August 1930
Died: Saturday 25 August 2012
I’m so glad I have that memory, that I was lucky enough to be living on this Earth and watch him step onto the surface of the Moon.

For the best effect, please be sure and watch this automated video series in "FULL SCREEN" mode.



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My buddies in the United States Air Force, Dave Peters and Lonnie Nordberg, invited me to their microwave radio station to listen to it over the radio.

At the same time, we also had the option of stepping into the next room and watching it on television.

It was neat running back and forth between those two rooms, comparing the experiences.

Also, I’ll always remember that scene in the movie, "HANOI HILTON", when the P.O.W.s received their mail at a Christmas dinner, and they saw that POSTAGE STAMP, which had been ignorantly overlooked by their captors!!!

AND another thing – - – ,

I’m the officially appointed bard of my ancient and honorable Scottish clan, descended from Nechtan, a king of the Picts.

Well, guess what?

"ARMSTRONG" is as Scottish a name as you’ll ever see!

Oh, he was a HERO sure enough!

He sacrificed himself to a lifetime of intense discipline, denial, and self control, along with enduring the most extreme physical and mental training, and in the end, making the ultimate risk, defying all dangers, to pioneer into the perilous unknown.

That, boys and girls, IS the very definition of a true "hero".

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Friday, August 24, 2012

OATH KEEPER BACKS DOWN ! ! !

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What a tragic disappointment from a professed OATH KEEPER!


For the best effect, please be sure and watch these news videos in "FULL SCREEN" mode.



In connection with that news report from Columbia Broadcasting System affiliate, WBZ-TV Channel 38, in Boston, in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, you may also want to read a previous post on this web site, "I ENDORSE BOMBING ABORTION CLINICS", an opinion that I wrote and continue to stand by, without apology. 

As you can see on the second news video, which was aired by station WMUR-TV Channel 9 in Manchester, New Hampshire, Frank Szabo has unfortunately caved in to public pressure and retracted his previous statements, even though what he was advocating was right.


As a result of the televised news report of that retracted statement, I now hope the good citizens of Hillsborough County, New Hampshire will NOT elect FRANK SZABO to be their new sheriff!

When you're right, you're right, and you shouldn't be waffling, caving, alibiing, retracting, or apologizing for saying or doing what is right.

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FRANK SZABO
Thursday 23 August 2012

According to WMUR-TV Channel 9, Frank Szabo stated,

"I want to be clear to the people of New Hampshire that I made several comments about the use of deadly force against abortion doctors that I regret, that I apologize for and that I fully retract.

In making comments yesterday, I let my passionate stance against abortion get the better of me."

Frank Szabo posted a similar apology on his FACEBOOK page, writing,

"Never in my wildest nightmare would I advocate violence, especially the initiation of deadly force.

My supporters know that I am a man of peace.

Yesterday’s interview was poor judgment on my part."

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ATTENTION POLITICIANS ! ! !

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I saw this posted at the SIPSEY STREET IRREGULARS web site.

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Please show YOUR support for NATIONAL BUY A GUN DAY, which will be observed on Tuesday 06 November 2012.

No matter who wins the election, they'll understand our message.

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A FART TO BE PROUD OF ! ! !

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Boy, oh boy, but I've got BRAGGING rights!

That fart was LOUD, and looooong!

Until now, I don't reckon I ain't never had a fart THAT good!

It's definitely worth writing about and posting on the Internet, huh?

Boy, but that was bodacious!

It rattled the windows, shook the doors, alarmed the critters, set off car alarms, and temporarily deafened the populace.

If my girlfriend, Sandi, who lives in Idaho would've heard it, she'd tell me it's a sign that I'm comfortable.

She lives in Moscow, so I reckon she must be one of them there deadly dangerous "Reds" from Russia, huh?

Way back when we were dating in Portland, Oregon, she'd joke about Roman hands and Russian fingers - - - , or was it Russian hands and Roman fingers?

Since I didn't have any money to buy her a ring, she told me we could live on love and eat the babies.

In Nineteen Sixty-Eight, after completing Basic Combat Training in Company "D", 3d Battalion, 1st Brigade at Fort Lewis, Washington, I was in Company "F", 3d Battalion, Student Brigade at Fort Gordon, Georgia, attending the Field Radio Relay and Carrier Equipment Operator (MOS 31 M 20) course at the United States Army Southeastern Signal School (USASESS).

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After completing the tenth week of that twelve week course, I was transferred over to the Field Radio Relay and Carrier Equipment Repair (MOS 31 L 20) course in Company "B", 7th Battalion, Student Brigade.

In the 31 Mike course, one of the guys was a red headed farm boy from Wisconsin, Private Helms, who'd been drafted.

One day, I was in the barracks (I can't remember why - - - I must have been on some sort of work detail)), and our platoon sergeant and Private Helms were there.

Private Helms had just been given the news that he was being sent home on a Hardship Discharge.

If I remember correctly, he was the only child of an elderly couple, so they needed him on the farm in Wisconsin.

As the three of us were relaxing and casually chatting about something or other, I accidentally let one go.

Private Helms responded with,

"A fartin' horse
Will never tire,
And a fartin' man's,
The man to hire."

The sergeant laughed and commented about that being a classic farm boy's old saying.

At Spangdahlem Air Force Base in the Federal Republic of Germany, where I was TDY with Team "A-2", 11th Air Defense Signal Battalion, of the 32d Army Air Defense Command, guys would return to the barracks after a night of drinking German beer, and lying in their bunks, would have a farting contest, which would result in some hilarious remarks.

Ah, if ONLY we'd had a tape recorder for those events!

Unless you've personally been there, you wouldn't believe all the comedy that goes on among soldiers in an average United States Army barracks!

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When I was a boy growing up in Spring Lake, North Carolina, I used to play with a couple of brothers, Butch and Buddy Champion, whose family were Cajuns from Louisiana, and who lived in the house directly behind my family's house, on the next street over.

Spring Lake, North Carolina is located just outside the main gate of Fort Bragg, North Carolina, and all three of us were "Army brats", with our houses located next to the woods, where we probably spent most of our time, picking huckleberries, blackberries, and pine cone nuts, as we'd explore and pretend we were soldiers in a war, digging foxholes.

Even back then, I was famous for my gas attacks, for the three of us would sit in a foxhole and compete to see whose farts were the stinkiest, and I always won the contest.

But, many years have passed, and now, I've become quite literally an "old fart".

The other day, I was reading somewhere on the Internet a bit of humorous advice for old geezers like myself, which warned, that at our age, we should - - - ,

"Never trust a fart!"
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For the best effect, please be sure to enjoy watching, in "FULL SCREEN" mode, my homemade amateur video recording of ME (!), performing my original composition, "SPRING LAKE, NORTH CAROLINA", as I accompany myself by strumming simple chords on my Yamaha G-130A classical guitar.



Words and Music by:
JOHN ROBERT "SAIGON" MALLERNEE
Wednesday 13 May 1992

VERSE # 1:
I grew up in
Spring Lake, North Carolina,
A little Army town
Outside Fort Bragg.
A sergeant was my Dad
When I was just a lad
With all the other children
Playing tag.
In the woods
Around our home,
I always loved to roam;
Picked blackberries for
My Mama's cobbler pie.
Played soldier
With my pals;
Threw pine cones
At the gals.
I never thought those
Happy times would die. 

VERSE # 2:
I went back to
Spring Lake, North Carolina
To see how big
The little town had grown.
There's pollution
And there's crime
As a consequence of time.
Nothing stays
When changing winds
Have blown.
The woods have
All been paved.
The good times
Were not saved.
There's buildings
And there's garbage
All around
The Starlite Drive-in's gone,
T'weren't nothing left alone.
Mama's dead
And buried in the ground.

REPEAT FIRST VERSE

CONCLUDE:
I never thought those
Happy times would die.
 
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Thank you. 

John Robert Mallernee 
1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311 
Gulfport, Mississippi  39507

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Thursday, August 23, 2012

SEVEN YEAR OLD SONGWRITER FEEDS HUNGRY CHILDREN

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WARNING: Watching this televised news report could cause tooth decay and/or diabetic coma!

lucy

For the best effect, please be sure and watch this WCCO-TV Channel 4 news report, plus the accompanying home video, featured on Lucy "Blossom" Sainsbury's official web site, in "FULL SCREEN" mode.


Television station WCCO-TV Channel 4 in Minneapolis, Minnesota is affiliated with the Columbia Broadcasting System.



LUCY "BLOSSOM" SAINSBURY
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Saturday, August 18, 2012

"NEWS FROM AROUND THE SERVICES"

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For the best effect, please be sure and watch, "NEWS FROM AROUND THE SERVICES", in "FULL SCREEN" mode.


"NEWS FROM AROUND THE SERVICES" is an official Department of Defense report regularly featured on the PENTAGON CHANNEL, which can be viewed either on the computer Internet at their official web site, or on cable television.

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Wednesday, August 15, 2012

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE 101ST AIRBORNE DIVISION "SCREAMING EAGLES" ! ! !

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On this, the Fifteenth day of August, in the year, Nineteen Forty-Two, the One Hundred and First Airborne Division "Screaming Eagles" was officially activated at Camp Claiborne, Louisiana.

 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,

I am proud to have served in the Republic of Viet Nam with the 501st Signal Battalion of the 101st Airborne Division, and I'm briefly mentioned in the 1995 edition of the book, "101ST AIRBORNE DIVISION 'SCREAMING EAGLES'", by Colonel Robert E. Jones, which is no longer in print.

My father, a veteran of the Second World War and the Korean War, was part of the cadre at Camp Breckinridge, in the Commonwealth of Kentucky when the 101st Airborne Division was reactivated in 1948.

Cake and ice cream, anyone?

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