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Friday, September 27, 2013

"IT AIN'T ME, BABE!"

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

For the best effect, please be sure to enjoy watching, in "FULL SCREEN" mode, my homemade amateur video recording of ME (!), performing a classic Bob Dylan hit, "IT AIN'T ME, BABE", as I accompany myself by strumming simple chords on my Yamaha G-130A classical guitar.



Composed By:

VERSE # 01:
Go away
From my window.
Leave at your own
Chosen speed.
I'm not the one
You want, Babe.
I'm not the one
You need.
You say you're looking
For someone
Who's never weak,
But, always strong
To protect and defend you,
Whether you are
Right or wrong,
Someone to open
Every door.

CHORUS:
It ain't me, Babe!
No! No! No!
It ain't me, Babe!
It ain't me
You're looking for, Babe.
It ain't me
You're looking for.

VERSE # 02:
Go away
From my ledge, Babe.
Go lightly
On the ground.
I'm not the one
You want, Babe.
I'll only let you down.
You say you're looking
For someone
Who will promise
Never to part,
Someone to close
His eyes for you,
Someone to close
His heart,
Someone to die
For you and more. 

VERSE # 03:
Go melt
Into the night, Babe.
Everything
Is made of stone.
Nothing in here's moving.
Anyway, I'm not alone.
You say you're looking
For someone
To pick you up
Each time you fall,
To gather flowers constantly,
And to come each
Time you call,
A lover for your life,
And nothing more.

Thank you.

1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311 

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"BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE"

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

For the best effect, please be sure to enjoy watching, in "FULL SCREEN" mode, my homemade amateur video recording of ME (!), performing, by ear, "BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE", as I accompany myself by strumming simple chords on my Yamaha G-130A classical guitar.



"BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE"

Words and Music by:
STEVE SCHWARTZ

VERSE # 01:
I knew the day you met me,
I could love you if you let me.
But, you touched my cheek
And said how easy
You'd forget me.
You said,
"Butterflies are free,

And so are we."

VERSE # 02:
On that velvet morning
When our love was borning,
I said it wouldn't hurt me
If you left me without warning.
I said,
"Butterflies are free,
And so are we."

BRIDGE:
And you made me understand
Right from the start,
I could hold your gentle hand,
But never hold your heart.

VERSE # 03:
So, why are we crying?
Were our brave words only lying,
When we both agreed
There'd be no tears
In finally goodbying?
Because
Butterflies are free,
So why aren't we?

Thank you. 

John Robert Mallernee 
1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311 
Gulfport, Mississippi  39507

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Tuesday, September 24, 2013

UFO AT KEESLER AIR FORCE BASE ! ! !

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*************** WARNING ! ! ! *************** 

This dangerously illegal and highly immoral subversive underground resistance message is being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronics Reconnaissance (i.e., "B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.") as part of a coordinated clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., "N.A.Z.I.") and the Commission on Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., "C.O.M.M.I.E.").

Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined!

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Last night, Monday 23 September 2013, here in my assigned, comfortable, fully furnished, private quarters on the Seventh Floor of Tower "C" at the Armed Forces Retirement Home in Gulfport, Mississippi, where I am blessed to have such a fantastic view, as I was relaxing on my sofa, snacking and watching an old classic, black and white episode of, "THE TWILIGHT ZONE", on my television, I casually happened to glance out of my living room window and - - - ,

Guess what I saw?

It was a UFO!

Yes, folks, I was seeing a genuine Unidentified Flying Object hovering just above Keesler Air Force Base in Mississippi!

Can you BELIEVE that?

What I was seeing was a large, irregularly shaped, orange colored object, with a couple of dark lines crossing in front of it, located about even with the blinking red strobe lights atop the distant radio antenna towers in nearby Biloxi, Mississippi.

Oddly, there was NO response from Keesler Air Force Base.

I heard no air raid sirens, saw no searchlights, nor flak being fired from the numerous ack ack anti-aircraft guns ringing the base, no missiles were launched, and none of the base's several exceptionally proficient squadrons of ultra-high performance, nuclear armed, jet fighter aircraft scrambled to intercept the UFO.

However, I understand that green cheese was being served at midnight chow in the mess hall at Keesler Air Force Base.

Fascinated by this wondrous phenomenon, as I continued to watch, the mysterious Unidentified Flying Object, which was probably operated by illegal aliens, slowly rose higher into the night sky, weaving in and out through scattered clouds, and changing from an orange color to white, as it moved out over the Gulf of Mexico.

Boy, oh boy, oh boy!

Ain't that neat?

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Armed Forces Retirement Home
1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311
Gulfport, Mississippi  39507

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ONE HUNDRED PEOPLE SAVED BY CONCEALED WEAPON ! ! !

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As reported in the "DAILY MAIL" newspaper of London, England:
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(Edited by me, for grammatical clarification) 
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"The former Royal Marine (wearing his concealed pistol) is said to have returned to the building on a dozen (12) occasions, despite intense gunfire.

An anonymous friend in Nairobi, Kenya said:

'What he did was so heroic.

He was having coffee with friends when it happened.

He went back in twelve (12) times and saved one hundred (100) people.

Imagine going back in when you knew what was going on inside.'

With a gun tucked into his waistband, he was pictured helping two (02) women escape from the Westgate Mall in Nairobi, Kenya.

ANONYMOUS HERO RESCUING VICTIMS
Sources said the hero (with the concealed weapon) was a veteran who served in the Royal Marines and now lives in Kenya.


He cannot be named for security reasons.

The British military regularly train and operate out of Kenya, and have been involved in tracking United Kingdom citizens involved with hardline Islamists in Somalia and Yemen.

Former members work with both the United Kingdom and Kenyan governments, and with security firms across East Africa."
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ISLAMIC CRUELTY TO LITTLE CHILDREN

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:



For the best effect, please be sure and watch, in "FULL SCREEN" mode, this video recording, which I saw posted at the FREE NORTH CAROLINA web site, of devout Muslims proudly displaying their victims, including the headless body of a Christian wee lass.



Remember, when Muslims behead a victim, it's usually done using an ordinary kitchen knife, slowly sawing back and forth, all while the victim is still alive and fully conscious, as portrayed in my previous posts, "THE 'RELIGION OF PEACE'?", and, "YET ANOTHER ISLAMIC ATROCITY". 




But, sometimes, as depicted in one of my previous posts, "MASS EXECUTION IN SYRIA", they just shoot their victims.


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COPYRIGHT DISCLAIMER 

Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research.

Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. 

Non-profit, educational, or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.
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And, let's not forget THIS poor, wee lass, as she is chained up and forced to watch the execution of her parents.

"THE 'RELIGION OF PEACE'?"
Thank you.
John Robert Mallernee 
Armed Forces Retirement Home 
1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311 
Gulfport, Mississippi  39507

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"MAN'S SEARCH FOR HAPPINESS"

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For the best effect, please be sure and watch, in "FULL SCREEN" mode, this video recording of a 1964 film, "MAN'S SEARCH FOR HAPPINESS", from The Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter-day Saints (i.e., the "Mormon" church).



This video recording was posted at the YOU TUBE web site on Thursday 08 November 2012 by the NESTORMONI channel.
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COPYRIGHT DISCLAIMER 

Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research.

Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. 

Non-profit, educational, or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.
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Please click on the LINK to read:
 THE BOOK OF MORMON
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"GOD OF OUR FATHERS"

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Did you know that, "GOD OF OUR FATHERS", is the OFFICIAL national hymn of our United States of America?

For the best effect, please be sure and enjoy watching, in "FULL SCREEN" mode, this video recording of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir performing our official national hymn.



"GOD OF OUR FATHERS"
The official national hymn
of the United States of America

Lyrics by: Daniel C. Roberts, 1841–1907
Music by: George W. Warren, 1828–1902

VERSE # 01:
God of our fathers,
Whose almighty hand
Leads forth in beauty
All the starry band
Of shining worlds
In splendor through the skies,
Our grateful songs
Before thy throne arise.

VERSE # 02:
Thy love divine
Hath led us in the past;
In this free land
By thee our lot is cast.
Be thou our Ruler,
Guardian, Guide, and Stay,
Thy word our law,
Thy paths our chosen way.

VERSE # 03:
From war’s alarms,
From deadly pestilence,
Be thy strong arm
Our ever sure defense.
Thy true religion
In our hearts increase.
Thy bounteous goodness
Nourish us in peace.

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Wednesday, September 18, 2013

"JOHNNY OPTIMISM"

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Here is the hilarious "JOHNNY OPTIMISM" comic strip, created by Stilton Jarlsberg, M.D., for today, Wednesday 18 September 2013 - - - ,

For a larger view that's easier to read, 
please click on the comic strip.
"What doesn't kill you, makes you stranger."

The "JOHNNY OPTIMISM" comic strip, which is drawn by Stilton Jarlsberg, M.D., appears on the computer Internet each Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

Please be sure and visit the "JOHNNY OPTIMISM" web site in order to enjoy reading the assorted amusing comments posted by fans and/or detractors.

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"GIVING"

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

For the best effect, please be sure to enjoy watching, in "FULL SCREEN" mode, this three (03) minute inspirational television commercial, "GIVING", produced by the TRUE Corporation in the Kingdom of Thailand. 



The video, "GIVING", was posted at the YOU TUBE web site on Wednesday 11 September 2013 by the TRUE MOVE channel.
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COPYRIGHT DISCLAIMER 

Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research.

Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. 

Non-profit, educational, or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.
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I saw this posted at the FREE NORTH CAROLINA web site, which apparently got it from the GAWKER web site.

Thank you. 

John Robert Mallernee 
1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311 
Gulfport, Mississippi  39507

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"STILL ALONE"

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For the best effect, please be sure to enjoy watching, in "FULL SCREEN" mode, my homemade amateur video recording of ME (!), performing, by ear, my original composition of, "STILL ALONE", as I accompany myself by strumming simple chords on my Yamaha G-130A classical guitar.



"STILL ALONE"

Words and Music By:
JOHN ROBERT MALLERNEE

VERSE # 01:
There's a Moon
Out tonight
And the stars
Glow above.
In the magic
Of their light,
This hour was
Made for love.

CHORUS:
Where's the girl
Of my dreams?
I'm alone again,
It seems.
When will I
Find the one?
Why do I find myself
Still alone?

VERSE # 02:
There's a weekend ahead
With no place
For me to go.
I might as well
Be dead,
For this loneliness
Hurts me so!

BRIDGE:
Where's the girl
I adore?
Where's the love
I'm searching for?
Where's the hand
I can hold?
Where's the warmth
When nights are cold?
Every night and
Every day,
I get on my knees
And pray
That she'll come
And take my
Loneliness away.

VERSE # 03:
I'm a man
Riding alone.
I'm a stranger
To every place.
My restlessness
Drives me on,
And time,
The pains'll erase.

VERSE # 04:
There's a Moon
Out tonight
And the stars
Glow above.
In the magic
Of their light,
This hour was
Made for love.

CODA:
Why do I find myself
Still alone?

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Saturday, September 14, 2013

THOUGHTS INSPIRED BY DREAMS


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*************** WARNING ! ! ! *************** 

This dangerously illegal and highly immoral subversive underground resistance message is being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronics Reconnaissance (i.e., "B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.") as part of a coordinated clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., "N.A.Z.I.") and the Commission on Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., "C.O.M.M.I.E.").

Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined! 

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

I just woke up a few minutes ago, and feel inspired to write down some thoughts which occurred to me as I was tossing and turning, dreaming in my sleep, while musing on the vivid contents of those dreams during brief moments of semi-wakefulness. 

Today is Saturday 14 September 2013, Yom Kippur, the annual Day of Atonement observed by Jews, or 10 Tishri 5774 on the Jewish calendar. 

Gosh, gee whillikers, do you know what that means? 

We survived Friday the Thirteenth! 

Ain't that neat? 

Phwew! 

That was a close call, huh? 

Anyway, let's get to the serious stuff, my motivation for creating this electronic epistle. 

Do you realize how lucky we are, how so richly blessed, and how fortunate? 

Yesterday, I saw a news headline about an accidental molasses spill in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of Hawaii, which killed hundreds of fish, and was feared to be attracting sharks. 

Just imagine what this would mean if YOU were a shark. 

For probably the only time in your entire life, you'd not only get to eat as much fish as your belly could hold, but you'd also get to indulge in a sugary sweet treat that doesn't exist in the sea. 

You see, sharks have no control over what food is offered to them. 

Their diet is limited to whatever happens to be swimming or floating in the immediate area. 

So, while sharks might feast on a seal or a penguin, there ain't going to be no dessert, because sugar and sugary products don't exist in Davey Jones' Locker. 

Have you ever thought about reincarnation? 

What if, after departing mortality, you returned to live as another creature? 

Under those circumstances, what creature would you prefer to be? 

Have you ever closely observed the lives, habits, and environment of the creatures around you? 

Just imagine your life as a playful puppy dog, or a cuddly cute kitty cat, or a cowboy's quarter horse, or a dairy cow, or a deer, or a moose, or a bear, or a lion, or a spider, or a worm, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera - - - ? 

THINK about it! 

If that were true, wouldn't that meet the definition of Hell here on Earth? 

Animals, birds, reptiles, fish, and bugs are unable to alter the conditions of their physical environment. 

If animals are capable of abstract thought, then I'm guessing they must live their entire lives in terror, for their inevitable end is to eventually be killed and eaten by other creatures. 

Animals don't die of old age. 

Well, maybe elephants do. 

But, on the other hand, we humans can, and constantly do, alter and/or exercise complete control over our environment. 

When it's time for chow, we can choose what we want to eat. 

Unlike most all other creatures, we humans can choose whether we'll reproduce, or who we'll mate with. 

Observe the animals. 

How many of the animals, birds, fish, reptiles, and/or insects have that option in their lives? 

We human beings are uniquely constructed, with a large prefrontal lobe in our brain to enable rational thinking, opposable thumbs, and with our epiglottis positioned in relation with our larynx to give us the ability of speech. 

With that combination, we can conceive, create, construct, and operate computers, jet aircraft, pianos, SCUBA gear, and use a pen for cursive writing on paper. 

What other creature on Earth can manufacture ice cream? 

Yes, we adore our pets, and we treat them as well as we can. 

But, if you were a waggledy tail puppy dog, you'd still spend your mortal life eating kibble, while the humans ate pizza and enchiladas. 

Wouldn't that fit the definition of Hell? 

Now, in spite of our contemporary society's twisted and deranged self imposed standards of "political correctness", I'm going to point out another blessing, which some will not approve of. 

What if you hadn't been born when and where you were? 

Imagine being born several hundred years ago along the Niger River in Africa? 

What would your life be like? 

Even now, as you survey the daily news reports, what would your life be like if you lived in Mexico? 

What about a modern day Arabic country, where they enforce Sharia Law? 

What if you lived on the Earth prior to the invention of repeating firearms? 

That's a world where the many prey upon the few, and the strong prey upon the weak. 

Females had no means of protecting themselves, nor could their menfolk protect them. 

That's sort of how life is inside our state prisons, homeless shelters, and many of the megalopolis inner cities, isn't it? 

Do you begin to SEE how well off you are? 

Now, let's give some thought to all the folks who've died, whom we've personally been acquainted with. 

What have they missed out on by not continuing to live in mortality? 

In the years since they died, what technology has evolved, and what scientific discoveries have surfaced? 

Do you have a favorite recent television show, movie, book, or song which was created since the death of folks you've known? 

Do you ever think about those things? 

Oh, if ONLY we could communicate with our ancestors, and they could see all the neat toys we now have! 

Now, as for new technology, there was one in my dream that I don't consider too far fetched to ever become a reality. 

I was dreaming about a family, with the mother arranging for supper. 

The mother telephoned a fast food delivery service, and in her call, she described each child, giving the child's name, age, and interests. 

Finally, it was time for supper, and everyone gathered on the living room sofa. 

Opposite them, the entire wall became a television screen, showing colorfully costumed youngsters dancing to a pop song, all of it especially tailored specifically for that family, based on the information the mother had given in her telephone call. 

Soooooo - - - , 

Them there's my thoughts, based on what I was dreaming. 

What do you think? 

Thank you. 

John Robert Mallernee
Armed Forces Retirement Home
1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311

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