UTAH DOESN'T RECOGNIZE GAY MARRIAGE?

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Frankly, I'm baffled. 

My, what a queer situation! 

According to this published news report, from the AGENCE FRANCE-PRESSE (i.e., AFP), the state of Utah doesn't recognize gay marriage. 

This development really has me puzzled and flummoxed. 

Folks, it's EASY to recognize gay marriage! 

If the guy is happy, and the gal is happy, then obviously, they're feeling gay in their marital bliss.

Despite the past few days of wintry weather, I won't need to gather any faggots for my crackling fireplace, as it's merely a looped DVD program on my large screen television.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee 

Armed Forces Retirement Home 

1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311 

Gulfport, Mississippi  39507

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