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Tuesday, January 19, 2016

I GOOFED ! ! !

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

If you've been to this web site before, you may notice it now looks completely different.

That's because I goofed.

I was trying to update or improve my embedded weather widget, and accidentally put in only part of the required code.

But, it was enough to throw EVERYTHING totally out of whack, miniaturizing all of the sidebar features, with no way to reverse or undo the damage.

So, for the time being, or maybe permanently, I've deleted many of the features which I previously embedded and shared on this web site.

Will I ever be able to bring it back to where it was before?

I doubt it.

We'll just have to wait and see.

Shucky darn, BLOGGER won't even allow me to format the spacing of THIS post so it will look the way I want it to look.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee, Esquire
Ashley Valley Shadows
Vernal, Utah  84078

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Saturday, January 16, 2016

MY HOMEMADE AMATEUR VIDEO RECORDINGS

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

For the best effect, please enjoy watching, in "FULL SCREEN" mode, this automated video series of a collection of my homemade amateur video recordings of ME (!) performing MY ORIGINAL COMPOSITIONS, consisting mostly of songs and poetry I wrote, with a wee attempt at a bit of comedy thrown in.



For the best effect, please enjoy watching, in "FULL SCREEN" mode, this automated video series of a collection of my homemade amateur video recordings of ME (!) performing some of my ASSORTED FAVORITE SONGS that other people wrote and recorded.



On each of these collections of my homemade amateur video recordings, you have the option of either watching the entire series, as it automatically plays one video right after the other, and/or watch only selected individual homemade amateur video recording(s) by merely specifically choosing any one (01) or more of my homemade amateur video recording(s) in that collection.

If you watch my homemade amateur video recordings at the YOU TUBE web site, you'll be able to see the lyrics posted in the space directly below each of my posted homemade amateur video recordings.

These homemade amateur video recordings are not in any particular order, but are all mixed up.

Folks, I'm merely an unknown amateur, and I don't make any money from any of this.

I reckon if it weren't for the invention of personal computers and the establishment of the Internet (which I personally regard as divine gifts from our Almighty God), no one would ever hear my songs. 

Thank you for watching.

John Robert Mallernee, Esquire
Ashley Valley Shadows
Vernal, Utah  84078

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********* WARNING ! ! ! *********

These dangerously illegal and immoral subversive underground resistance messages are being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronic Reconnaissance (i.e., "B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.") as part of a coordinated official clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., "N.A.Z.I.") and the Commission On Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., "C.O.M.M.I.E."). 

Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined!

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Please click on these links to learn:

"THE REASON FOR
THE NAME OF THIS WEB SITE"

             and/or to read

"MY FAVORITE SCRIPTURES"

        and/or to read about

"MY AMERICAN RELIGION"

             and/or to read 
the inspiring TRUE (!) story of

"AN AMERICAN HEROINE" 
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"God bless us, every one."  
Charles Dickens (1812 - 1870)

"I have seen much war in my lifetime and I hate it profoundly, but there are worse things than war and all of them come with defeat."
Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961)

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood for something, sometime in your life." 
Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)

"Nationwide repeal of all firearms legislation, accompanied by a restoration of racial segregation, along with legalized implementation of Code Duello, would immediately resolve almost all contemporary social problems."
John Robert Mallernee

"We have to try. If we don't try, we don't do, and if we don't do, then what are we on this Earth for?"
From the 1965 motion picture, "SHENANDOAH"
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REGISTERED SEX OFFENDERS

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Do you use your computer to receive e-mailed alerts from the FAMILY WATCHDOG web site?

I recommend it.

This is the URL for their web site:

They also furnish an e-mail address and a toll-free telephone number where they can be immediately contacted.

They furnish me with a map indicating the locations and identities of SIXTY-FIVE (65) registered sex offenders who currently reside and/or are employed within five (05) miles of my apartment, which is just across the street from a junior high school.

Naturally, I was quite surprised to learn that TWO (02) of the registered sex offenders listed on that map are active members in my own local church, i.e., the Vernal, Utah Sixth Ward of The Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter-day Saints (i.e., the "Mormon" church).

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee, Esquire
Ashley Valley Shadows
Vernal, Utah  84078

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"JOHNNY OPTIMISM"

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Oh, but the good doctor has done gone and done did it ANOTHERguin ! ! ! 

Ain't it the troof?

Here is the "JOHNNY OPTIMISM" comic strip for Wednesday 03 February 2016:

To access a larger view that's easier to read,
please click on the comic strip.
"What doesn't kill you, makes you stranger."

OWWWWWWTCH ! ! !

Oh, what a bodacious zinger THAT was!

Is Dr. Jarlsberg REALLY going to get away with posting that latest gem?

Do you see why this is one of my favorite comic strips?

The "JOHNNY OPTIMISM" comic strip, which is drawn by Stilton Jarlsberg, M.D., appears on the computer Internet each Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

Please be sure and visit the "JOHNNY OPTIMISM" web site in order to enjoy reading the assorted amusing comments posted by fans and/or detractors.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee, Esquire
Ashley Valley Shadows
Vernal, Utah  84078

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Thursday, January 07, 2016

"WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF - - - ?"

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Please help me.

I need you for an alibi.

Late last night, when the crime was committed, I was many miles away, alone in my apartment, watching television.

Unfortunately, since I was all alone, there are no witnesses to verify my alibi.

To further complicate matters, I know nothing about the crime that was committed.

I don't know what crime was committed, nor where and when the crime was committed.

So,  if'n the police get suspicious and I get arrested, would you be my alibi?

Will you swear on a Bible in a court of law that I was all alone in my apartment watching television?

Just in case another crime is being committed somewhere, I'm currently all alone here in my apartment, typing this message on my computer.

Anyway, that's my story, and I'm stickin' to it!  

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee, Esquire
Ashley Valley Shadows
Vernal, Utah  84078

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Sunday, January 03, 2016

IN HARNEY COUNTY, OREGON - - - A GUNFIGHT?

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

For the best effect, please be sure to watch, in "FULL SCREEN" mode, this twenty (20) minute long video recording of a talk by Ammon Bundy, which was e-mailed to me on New Year's Day, Friday 01 January 2016.



Armed citizens are gathering in Burns, Harney County, Oregon, in defense of local ranchers who are being wrongfully imprisoned by federal authorities.

How far will this situation go?

Will it become a bloody shootout between citizens and police?

If that happens, will the violence spread across the nation, and deteriorate into a civil war?

As I see it, this is plainly a dispute involving our unalienable rights as citizens, and Amendment X to our divinely inspired Constitution of the United States of America.

Here's an opposing view from the Oath Keepers organization:



Is this the wrong battle, and the wrong time to fight it?

So, what do YOU think?  

Thank you.
 

John Robert Mallernee, Esquire
Ashley Valley Shadows
Vernal, Utah  84078

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"VENGEANCE VALLEY"

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, it's time to watch a movie!

For a larger, easier to read version,
please click on the MOVIE POSTER.
For the best effect, please be sure and enjoy watching, in "FULL SCREEN" mode, this video copy of the 1951 Hollywood major motion picture production, "VENGEANCE VALLEY", which I found posted at the YOU TUBE web site on Wednesday 27 February 2013 by the WESTERN MANIA channel.


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This movie is currently in the Public Domain.

Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research.

Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

Non-profit, educational, or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.
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So, gather 'round your young'uns, pop some corn, send out for some pizza, grill some hot dogs, pour some frosty mugs of ice cold root beer, snuggle up on the big comfy couch, dim the lights, and - - -

"ROLL 'EM ! ! !"

Pass the popcorn, please.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee, Esquire
Ashley Valley Shadows
Vernal, Utah  84078

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Friday, January 01, 2016

MEMORIES OF ISRAEL

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Shalom Aleichem to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:


For the best effect, please be sure and enjoy watching, in "FULL SCREEN" mode, the slide shows and the series of video recordings that I've provided in this message.



Oh, this is beautiful!

It evokes such pleasant memories of when I visited the land of Israel in August of 1971, while on a special thirty (30) day leave as a young trooper serving in the old Republic of Viet Nam with the 101st Airborne Division "Screaming Eagles" of my beloved United States Army, one of the most inspiring moments of my life.

AAAAAND - - - ,

I'm very pleased to point out that Israel ALSO has a "101st Airborne" unit!


Nifty, huh?




Please note that upon graduation from their Basic Combat Training, each of the new Israeli soldiers is issued two (02) sacred and very special items - - - , an assault rifle and a Bible.



Oh, if ONLY we would do the same thing in our own United States Army!

Yes, upon successful completion of their Basic Combat Training, just as they do in the modern State of Israel today, each and every one of our new soldiers in our United States Army should be issued a Holy Bible and an assault rifle - - - , with the issued assault rifle to remain in his personal possession and carried with him, fully loaded, at all times and in all places.

If a common, ordinary soldier can not be trusted with that responsibility, then he shouldn't be in the United States Army, should he?

As it now stands, in the eyes of our Almighty God, we Americans, as a people and as a nation, surely are condemned by our own hand, because of contemporary social acceptance and enthusiastic promotion of abortion, infanticide, homosexuality, paedophilia, euthanasia, adultery, and outright rejection of the Bible and of Jesus, who is the Christ.

During my tour of Israel, I stayed at the Park Hotel in Tel Aviv, and was the only Christian on Jewish guided tours.


Ah, but the miraculous modern land of Israel really is a combination of the Bible - - - ,

and Hollywood ! ! !
 


If you ever get the chance, do go visit the land of Israel, and see for yourself how wonderfully inspirational it is!

"There, I was - - - ,"

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Gather 'round, my comrades
And I'll tell of the day
I boarded a plane
And flew far away.

In Viet Nam, I'd spent
Six months and a year
Living like a dog
And surrounded by fear.

So, I bid "Farewell!",
With leave orders in my hand,
As Trans World Airlines
Flew me to the Promised Land.

The Land of Israel,
The Land of the Book!
I could hardly wait
To have my first look!

After many long hours
Above the clouds we'd trod,
Trans World Airlines
Finally landed at Lod.

In Tel Aviv,
I roomed at the "Park"
And ventured forth,
Happy as a lark.

Bethlehem, Masada,
Jerusalem of Gold;
I visted them each,
And other places of old.

I met a young lady
On my guided bus tour.
Entranced by her femineness,
I thought, "Vive L' Amour!"

From Montreal, Canada,
Is where she came.
But, I was too shy
To ask her name.

All through the trip,
I watched her and stared.
She would never know
How much for her I cared.

We would never meet,
As decreed by the Fates,
For the girl went to Greece,
As I flew to the States.

I bought Yemenite jewelry for Mom,
An antique sword for myself.
Pictures of Israel
Are in albums on the shelf.

Though I'm back in Viet Nam
With my head in a whirl,
I remember Israel,
And I remember that girl.
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And NOW - - - ,

Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, it's time to watch a MOVIE ! ! !
 
For a larger, easier to read version,
please click on the MOVIE POSTER.
For the best effect, please be sure and enjoy watching, in "FULL SCREEN" mode, this video recording of the 1960 Hollywood major motion picture production, "EXODUS", which I found posted at the YOU TUBE web site on Saturday 29 January 2011 by the T. de Haan channel.


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COPYRIGHT DISCLAIMER

Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research.

Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

Non-profit, educational, or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.
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So, gather 'round your young'uns, pop some corn, send out for some pizza, grill some hot dogs, pour some frosty mugs of ice cold root beer, snuggle up on the big comfy couch, dim the lights, and - - -
"ROLL 'EM ! ! !

Pass the popcorn, please.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee, Esquire
Ashley Valley Shadows
Vernal, Utah  84078

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