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Wednesday, December 28, 2016

MY HOMEMADE AMATEUR VIDEO RECORDINGS

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

For the best effect, please enjoy watching, in "FULL SCREEN" mode, this automated video series of a collection of my homemade amateur video recordings of ME (!) performing MY ORIGINAL COMPOSITIONS, consisting mostly of songs and poetry I wrote, with a wee attempt at a bit of comedy thrown in.



For the best effect, please enjoy watching, in "FULL SCREEN" mode, this automated video series of a collection of my homemade amateur video recordings of ME (!) performing some of my ASSORTED FAVORITE SONGS that other people wrote and recorded.



On each of these collections of my homemade amateur video recordings, you have the option of either watching the entire series, as it automatically plays one video right after the other, and/or watch only selected individual homemade amateur video recording(s) by merely specifically choosing any one (01) or more of my homemade amateur video recording(s) in that collection.

If you watch my homemade amateur video recordings at the YOU TUBE web site, you'll be able to see the lyrics posted in the space directly below each of my posted homemade amateur video recordings.

These homemade amateur video recordings are not in any particular order, but are all mixed up.

Folks, I'm merely an unknown amateur, and I don't make any money from any of this.

I reckon if it weren't for the invention of personal computers and the establishment of the Internet (which I personally regard as divine gifts from our Almighty God), no one would ever hear my songs. 

Thank you for watching.

John Robert Mallernee, Esquire
Ashley Valley Shadows
Vernal, Utah  84078
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                                                                   Ann Barnhardt
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********* WARNING ! ! ! *********

These dangerously illegal and immoral subversive underground resistance messages are being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronic Reconnaissance (i.e., "B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.") as part of a coordinated official clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., "N.A.Z.I.") and the Commission On Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., "C.O.M.M.I.E."). 

Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined!

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Please click on these links to learn:

"THE REASON FOR
THE NAME OF THIS WEB SITE"

             and/or to read

"MY FAVORITE SCRIPTURES"

        and/or to read about

"MY AMERICAN RELIGION"

             and/or to read 
the inspiring TRUE (!) story of

"AN AMERICAN HEROINE" 
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"God bless us, every one."  
Charles Dickens (1812 - 1870)

"I have seen much war in my lifetime and I hate it profoundly, but there are worse things than war and all of them come with defeat."
Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961)

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood for something, sometime in your life." 
Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)

"Nationwide repeal of all firearms legislation, accompanied by a restoration of racial segregation, along with legalized implementation of Code Duello, would immediately resolve almost all contemporary social problems."
John Robert Mallernee

"We have to try. If we don't try, we don't do, and if we don't do, then what are we on this Earth for?"
From the 1965 motion picture, "SHENANDOAH"

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."
James Dean
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EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL RADIO SIGNALS?

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Well, for all you folks who've mocked, laughed, and/or jeered at me for being one of millions of private individuals around the globe who volunteer their personal computers in assisting numerous universities and/or research facilities by analyzing raw data for assorted scientific research programs, here is the URL of a breaking news report for you:


As you can see, scientists aren't absolutely certain WHAT these strange radio signals from Outer Space actually are, but the signals REPEAT, have been detected by more than one telescope, and all of the Fast Radio Burst signals originate from the very same exact location.

Currently, as I'm typing this, the facilities of the Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence (i.e., "S.E.T.I.") are closed for the holidays and also for scheduled maintenance, but I'm guessing there'll probably be even more details forthcoming within the next few weeks.

I'm thinking that maybe I'm going to purchase another backyard telescope to replace the one I broke when I accidentally dropped it on the pavement.

What do YOU think about all this?

Ain't this something?

Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, but what a time to be living here on this Earth, hey?

Oh, by the way, before I forget, HAPPY NEW YEAR ! ! ! 

Thank you.

John Robert MallerneeEsquire 
Ashley Valley Shadows 
VernalUtah  84078 
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                                                                   Ann Barnhardt 
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Friday, December 23, 2016

"HALLELUJAH"

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

For the best effect, please enjoy watching, in "FULL SCREEN" mode, this video recording of the Christmas version of, "HALLELUJAH", performed by Kaylee Rogers, a ten year old autistic student at Killard House School in Northern Ireland.
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"HALLELUJAH"

(These lyrics, composed by CLOVERTON, are the Christmas version of the song composed by Leonard Cohen, and recorded by Jeff Buckley.)

I've heard about this baby boy
Who's come to earth to bring us joy
And I just want to sing this song to you
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
The minor fall, the major lift
With every breath I'm singing Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah

A couple came to Bethlehem
Expecting child, they searched the inn
To find a place for You were coming soon
There was no room for them to stay
So in a manger filled with hay
God's only Son was born, oh Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah

The shepherds left their flocks by night
To see this baby wrapped in light
A host of angels led them all to You
It was just as the angels said
You'll find Him in a manger bed
Immanuel and Savior, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah

A star shown bright up in the east
To Bethlehem, the wisemen three
Came many miles and journeyed long for You
And to the place at which You were
Their frankincense and gold and myrrh
They gave to You and cried out Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah

I know You came to rescue me
This baby boy would grow to be
A man and one day die for me and you
My sins would drive the nails in You
That rugged cross was my cross, too
Still every breath You drew was Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah
 

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Nollaig Chridheil agus Bliadhna Mhath Ur!

Thank you for watching.

John Robert Mallernee, Esquire
Ashley Valley Shadows
Vernal, Utah  84078

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Monday, December 19, 2016

A WHITE CHRISTMAS ! ! !

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WARNING ! ! ! ***************

This dangerously illegal and highly immoral subversive underground resistance message is being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronics Reconnaissance (i.e., "B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.") as part of a coordinated clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., "N.A.Z.I.") and the Commission on Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., "C.O.M.M.I.E.").

Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined!


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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

According to the latest weather report, Vernal, Utah will have snow on Christmas Eve!

Ain't that grrrrrrrr-REAT?

We're having a traditional old fashioned white Christmas!

Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, but I wish my back didn't hurt so bad, so I could go carolling in the snow.

To me, carolling in the snow is what makes Christmas.

When I was a boy in sunny North Carolina, I wanted to go carolling on Christmas Eve, but I couldn't find anyone to go with me.

Even my sisters refused to go along.

So, I stubbornly decided to go by myself, all alone, knocking on doors, and when someone answered, I'd sing some carols and wish them, "Merry Christmas!"

I was surprised that a couple of folks gave me money.

When I got  home, I was even more surprised when Mama explained that people thought I was an impoverished beggar!

Years later, when living in Portland, Oregon, there was a bodacious blizzard on Christmas Eve.

A group of us single young adults from the local church went door to door in the neighborhood singing Christmas carols.

At least one home (more than one?) invited us in for hot chocolate and cookies.

Now, THAT is how Christmas is SUPPOSED to be observed!

Here's a favorite Christmas movie for you to enjoy, "MR. KRUEGER'S CHRISTMAS", featuring good old fashioned carolling in the snow.
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The scene where Mr. Krueger visits the manger evokes tears from my own eyes, as I still mourn my broken marraige.

The title of the movie causes me to joke about it being, "FREDDY KRUEGER'S CHRISTMAS"!

One of my favorite personal Christmas traditions is strumming my guitar while singing, "SILENT NIGHT", in German, for historically, that is how it was done the first time it was ever performed in public.

Here's my homemade amateur video recording of ME (!) performing, "STILLE NACHT":
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MERRY  CHRISTMAS,  Y'ALL   ! ! ! 

Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, we're having a WHITE CHRISTMAS!

Thank you. 

John Robert MallerneeEsquire 
Ashley Valley Shadows 
VernalUtah  84078 
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"Dream as if you'll live forever.  Live as if you'll die today. "
                                                                   James Dean
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