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Saturday, December 03, 2016

MY HOMEMADE AMATEUR VIDEO RECORDINGS

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

For the best effect, please enjoy watching, in "FULL SCREEN" mode, this automated video series of a collection of my homemade amateur video recordings of ME (!) performing MY ORIGINAL COMPOSITIONS, consisting mostly of songs and poetry I wrote, with a wee attempt at a bit of comedy thrown in.



For the best effect, please enjoy watching, in "FULL SCREEN" mode, this automated video series of a collection of my homemade amateur video recordings of ME (!) performing some of my ASSORTED FAVORITE SONGS that other people wrote and recorded.



On each of these collections of my homemade amateur video recordings, you have the option of either watching the entire series, as it automatically plays one video right after the other, and/or watch only selected individual homemade amateur video recording(s) by merely specifically choosing any one (01) or more of my homemade amateur video recording(s) in that collection.

If you watch my homemade amateur video recordings at the YOU TUBE web site, you'll be able to see the lyrics posted in the space directly below each of my posted homemade amateur video recordings.

These homemade amateur video recordings are not in any particular order, but are all mixed up.

Folks, I'm merely an unknown amateur, and I don't make any money from any of this.

I reckon if it weren't for the invention of personal computers and the establishment of the Internet (which I personally regard as divine gifts from our Almighty God), no one would ever hear my songs. 

Thank you for watching.

John Robert Mallernee, Esquire
Ashley Valley Shadows
Vernal, Utah  84078
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                                                                   Ann Barnhardt
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********* WARNING ! ! ! *********

These dangerously illegal and immoral subversive underground resistance messages are being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronic Reconnaissance (i.e., "B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.") as part of a coordinated official clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., "N.A.Z.I.") and the Commission On Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., "C.O.M.M.I.E."). 

Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined!

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Please click on these links to learn:

"THE REASON FOR
THE NAME OF THIS WEB SITE"

             and/or to read

"MY FAVORITE SCRIPTURES"

        and/or to read about

"MY AMERICAN RELIGION"

             and/or to read 
the inspiring TRUE (!) story of

"AN AMERICAN HEROINE" 
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"God bless us, every one."  
Charles Dickens (1812 - 1870)

"I have seen much war in my lifetime and I hate it profoundly, but there are worse things than war and all of them come with defeat."
Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961)

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood for something, sometime in your life." 
Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)

"Nationwide repeal of all firearms legislation, accompanied by a restoration of racial segregation, along with legalized implementation of Code Duello, would immediately resolve almost all contemporary social problems."
John Robert Mallernee

"We have to try. If we don't try, we don't do, and if we don't do, then what are we on this Earth for?"
From the 1965 motion picture, "SHENANDOAH"

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."
James Dean
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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

This is just a brief note to let everybody know that I'm now home from the hospital, where they fused L-4 and L-5 of my lumbar spine.

The surgery was a piece of cake, absolutely great!

The rehabilitation was pure hell!

I'm still in a lot of pain.

I've been given a supply of medicine, but because they are powerful narcotics, I'm afraid of taking them.

I'm not supposed to Bend, Lift, or Twist, something nearly impossible when living alone.

Because of the initials, "B L T", I like to joke that I can't eat Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwiches!

This morning, I fell down on the floor three (03) times while trying to answer my telephone.

Can you BELIEVE that it was just some foreigner trying to sell me some pornography?

I'm astounded to learn the good news that while I was in the hospital, the Department of Veterans Affairs has increased my Service Connection rating to SEVENTY PER CENT (70%)!

The folks who helped me with that are REP FOR VETS, who also helped my brother, who then recommended them to me.
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You'll find REP FOR VETS on the Internet at:


With part of that money, I plan to buy a nice suit and tie to wear to church services, plus I'll get my Scottish kilt altered so that it'll fit properly.

(The collapsing of my spinal column resulted in my kilt becoming far too long below my knees.)

Won't that be neat?

I'm guessing I'm even going to have a Christmas tree and a Nativity creche this year, maybe even with a little ("N" scale?) electric train set, and a flickering fireplace video on my television set!

The Department of Veterans Affairs is issuing me a Powered Mobility Scooter, plus installing a lift on my pickup truck to carry it with me.

They want me to drive to Salt Lake City (i.e., a three and a half hour drive through the high deserts, canyons, and snow capped mountains of the Old West outlaw country) to have the lift installed, but it's too dangerous for me to drive anywhere right now.

Maybe they'll come here to install it?

I'm hoping the Department of Veterans Affairs will also install running boards on the cab of my pickup truck, because it's so difficult for me to climb in and out of the driver's seat.

At least, I got back from the hospital in time to be able to vote, and I'm definitely grateful for that.

I hope life is as good for you as it is for me!

If my e-mails are not too awfully aggravating and impolite, you're very welcome to keep in touch.

After all, I'm just a lonely old guy who sadly observes more and more of my kith and kin passing away.

But, at least I had the honor of serving in the United States Army, making my own tiny little insignificant contribution to a moment of American history back during those dark days when everybody else was doing anything they could to avoid military service.

So, I feel I might be justifiably proud of doing that.

Isn't it ironic that TODAY, there are so many imposters pretending to be veterans of a war they refused to serve in when their Country so desperately needed them?

Thank you.



John Robert MallerneeEsquire 
Ashley Valley Shadows

VernalUtah  84078
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                                                                   Ann Barnhardt
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