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Thursday, March 16, 2006

Yen For Dollars

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Here are some jokes I just saw, which simply must be shared.


I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.

I chose the shortest line.

There was just one guy in front of me.

He was an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little agitated.

He asked the teller, "Why it change?

Yestoday I get two hunat dolla fo yen.

Today I get hunat eighty?"

The teller says, "Fluctuations."

The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white guys, too!"



What did the little corn say to the mama corn?


Where's popcorn?



What is the difference between a school teacher and a railroad train?


The school teacher says, "Spit out your gum!", while the railroad train says, "Chew! Chew!"


Hee Haw!!!

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee, KB3KWS
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

"My personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

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