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Sunday, August 23, 2009



************** WARNING!!! ************

This dangerously illegal and immoral subversive underground resistance message is being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronic Reconnaissance (i.e., B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.) as part of a coordinated official clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., N.A.Z.I.) and the Commission On Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., C.O.M.M.I.E.).

Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined!

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space: 

For the best effect, please be sure to enjoy watching this hilarious video recording of a television commercial for BEAR MOUNTAIN SPORTS in Bakersfield, California, that I just now received in my e-mail, which has been scanned for potential viruses.

I reckon this is a spoof of those ridiculous ADT television commercials advertising home alarm systems, where the intruders break in, hear the alarm, and run away, and the alarm company telephones the home to assure them that they're sending someone to help.

Yeah, like that's really going to happen in real life!

When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."


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