JUST A TIMELY REMINDER

************************************* ************************************* Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space: I just want to remind everyone that, if you have a high speed connection to the Internet, you can use your personal computer to help guard our border with Mexico. Please go to the TEXAS BORDER SHERIFF'S COALITION web site, and volunteer to be a virtual deputy for the State of Texas! Now, you too, can experience the blissful joy of excitedly staring at some empty piece of wasteland for hour after hour after hour after hour, for seemingly ENDLESS hours on end, waiting and hoping for SOMETHING to happen, just to relieve that awful monotony, just like it was when I used to a young soldier in the United States Army, "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away - - - ". Waaaugh!!! Ah, the memories - - - ! Thank you. John Robert Mallernee Offical Bard of Clan Henderson Armed Forces Retirement Home Gulfport, Mississippi 39507 NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions do not represent my Scottish clan." ************************************* *************************************