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Sunday, June 05, 2011

PORNOGRAPHIC E-MAILS FROM ME?

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Have any of you received any pornographic e-mails from me?

If you ever do, I hope you'll let me know.

I don't send pornography, nor even look at it.

I don't need to, because being a lonely single guy, plenty of pornographic images are already naturally embedded within my brain!

But, something weird is going on with my Windows Live Messenger and Hot Mail accounts (which I rarely use), because they've blocked my access to my own profile, apparently due to objectionable content.

So, I'm wondering what could possibly be going on?

Please, if you ever receive anything objectionable in an e-mail or instant message from me, then do me the kindness of letting me know what's going on, so I can, hopefully, do something about it.

Thank you.
Offical Bard of Clan Henderson
Gulfport, Mississippi  39507

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions do not represent my Scottish clan."

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