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Wednesday, May 29, 2013

CRITICAL MESSAGE (CLASSIFIED)

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********* WARNING ! ! ! ********* 

This dangerously illegal and immoral subversive underground resistance message is being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronic Reconnaissance (i.e., B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.) as part of a coordinated official clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., N.A.Z.I.) and the Commission On Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., C.O.M.M.I.E.).

Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined! 

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

This is an urgent e-mail containing a critical "TOP SECRET" classified message that is of extreme vital importance to our national security.

Due to the need for secrecy, the message is written using invisible ink.

After you have finished deciphering and reading the message, destroy it with the attached miniature explosive, but please be sure to use extra caution when detonating the miniature explosive.
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(Miniature explosive attached to e-mail)
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Thank you. 

"SAIGON" 
Commander in Exile 
O.U.R. Army 

(i.e., the "Outlaw Underground Rebel" Army) 

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