BEING STALKED?

************************************************* *************************************************  *************** WARNING ! ! ! ***************  This dangerously illegal and immoral subversive underground resistance message is being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronics Reconnaissance (i.e., "B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.") as part of a coordinated clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., "N.A.Z.I.") and the Commission on Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., "C.O.M.M.I.E."). Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined!  *************************************************  Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space: Questions I ask a girl, when I call her on the telephone - - - , "Why are you stalking me?" And, I follow up that question with - - - , "Why aren't you stalking me?" Hardee har har! Yuk! Yuk! Yuk! Thank you.  John Robert Mallernee  Armed Forces Retirement Home  1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311  Gulfport, Mississippi  39507 ************************************************* *************************************************