Here's a bit o' humor for your holiday:
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"IRISH PARATROOPER'S TURKEY RECIPE"
01 - Go buy a turkey.
02 - Take a drink of Scotch whiskey.
("LAPHROIAG", "LAGAVULIN", or "CAOL ILA")
03 - Put turkey in the oven.
04 - Take another two drinks of whiskey.
05 - Set the degree at three hundred seventy-five ovens.
06 - Take three more whiskeys of drink.
07 - Turn oven the on.
08 - Take four whisks of drinky.
09 - Turk the bastey.
10 - Whiskey another bottle of get.
11 - Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
12 - Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.
13 - Bake the whiskey for four hours.
14 - Take the oven out of the turkey.
15 - Take the oven out of the turkey.
16 - Floor the turkey up off of the pick.
17 - Turk the carvey.
18 - Get yourself another scottle of botch.
19 - Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
20 - Bless the saying, pass, and eat out.
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No, I'm not the author.
I found those items on other people's blogs.
Thank you.
War Crimes INMATE # 6-4305
United States Military Asylum
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400
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