A Couple of Jokes

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Here's something I saw on the Internet in the YAHOO! Answers section:

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"If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?"

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And if I can remember this correctly, here's a real groaner I saw in the latest issue of the "VFW" magazine:

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A man went to the dentist to have his new denture plate examined.

The dentist was shocked by the rapid deterioration in the denture plate, which was very badly corroded.

He asked,

"How did your new denture plate get so badly damaged so soon?"

The man replied,

"My wife served some chicken with Hollandaise sauce for dinner.

"It was so delicious, I started putting Hollandaise sauce on everything, eating it morning, noon, and night."

The dentist thought a moment, and then replied,

"Well, that probably explains it, because Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon and has a high acid content."

He continued,

"I'll make you a new plate to replace the corroded one, and just to make sure it doesn't happen again, this time, I'll coat the plate with chrome."

"Why is it so important to cover the plate with chrome?" asked the man.

"Haven't you heard?" replied the dentist.

"There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

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Golly, gee whillikers, I remembered it and got it wrote down!

How do you like them there apples, hey?

Yuk! Yuk! and Hardy Har Har ! ! !

Thank you.

War Crimes INMATE # 6-4305
United States Military Asylum
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400