My KILT Is On The Way!!!

Clansmen, Kith, and Kin:

I just now called J. Higgins, Ltd. in Kansas City.

They're shipping my kilt to me TOMORROW!!!!

Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!!!

I don't know how long it will take to actually get here, nor how they ship it.

I doubt it will be here before Saturday.

But, at least, I'll be able to wear it for National Tartan Day and the Celtic Festival of Southern Maryland.

Gosh, gee whillikers, ain't that some kind of something?

Thank you.

John Robert "SAIGON" Mallernee, KB3KWS
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."