"THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRAMMAW"

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

This humorous poem was posted by Legit Linda on the MESSAGE BOARD at the official CHARLIE DANIELS BAND web site.

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"THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRAMMAW"

(Author Unknown)

The computer swallowed Grammaw.
Yes, honestly, 'tis true.
She pressed "Control" and "Enter"
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely.
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind.
I've even used the Internet.
But nothing, did I find.
In desperation, I asked "JEEVES",
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative.
Not a thing was found on line.
So, if inside your "In Box",
My grammaw, you should see,
Please "Copy", "Scan", and "Paste" her.
E-mail her back to me!

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By the way, in case y'all might be interested, we have some really lively discussions on that MESSAGE BOARD about all sorts of subjects.

Thank you.

John Robert "SAIGON" Mallernee, KB3KWS
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."