Bad News

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space: I have really bad news to share. As a result of the current economic crisis, I've lost my shirt. However, after looking around my room, I found the shirt hanging over the back of a chair, right where I'd left it. I just now turned on my television and saw a broadcast of city streets filled with vampires and zombies. I'm glad I've stored food and water here in my room, so I don't need to go outside. Thank you. John Robert Mallernee, KB3KWS Official Bard of Clan Henderson Armed Forces Retirement Home Washington, D.C. 20011-8400 NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."