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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

FREE Goodies!!!

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

I am grateful to political pundit and Jewish advocate, Debbie Schlussel, for posting this information on her web site, which in turn, is also linked to the Facebook social networking web site.

Go to the Oscar Mayer web site to get your coupon for a FREE package of jumbo beef franks.

Also, go to the M&M's candy web site to get your coupon for a FREE bonus bag of M&M's chocolate candy.

I think you have to purchase a bag of M&M's, in order to claim the bonus bag.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

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