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Monday, August 17, 2009

We Can ALL Be Rich!!!

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

While recently shopping at Wal-Mart, it occurred to me that much of what we have to pay for products is determined by the store's losses due to shoplifting.

Can you imagine how much lower all of the prices would be if there was no shoplifting, misappropriation, or embezzlement?

Then, we could all easily afford to purchase a great deal more.

If we enforced our Constitution of the United States, which would drastically reduce the size and power of federal government, we could all become much wealthier individuals.

Abolishing our current penal codes, and instituting the judicial system of Ancient Israel would further reduce unnecessary public expenses.

The current penal system is an obvious failure, as indicated by the increase in career criminal activity, and continuing construction of more prisons.

If each of us were to truly become our brother's keeper, then we wouldn't need as many professional police officers, firefighters, ambulance crews, or prisons.

After all, every responsible citizen would be safety conscious, armed, and trained in basic survival skills.

Boy, oh boy, we could all be rolling in money!

We could be rich beyond our wildest dreams, if only we were all truly honest citizens.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

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