Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space: At 1300 Hours (i.e., 1:00 PM) on Friday 25 September 2009, there will be a nationally televised ISLAMIC PRAYER SERVICE on the steps of the United States Capitol. Muslim delegations from every mosque in the United States of America are expected to assemble there, and their loudspeaker system is supposed to reach all the way to the Lincoln Memorial. Thank you. John Robert Mallernee Official Bard of Clan Henderson Washington, D.C. 20011-8400 NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan." |
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Islamic Prayer Service
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