GAS MASK MADE FROM LADY'S BRA

************************************************* ************************************************* Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space: Elena Bodnar, M.D., a Ukrainian physician residing in Hinsdale, Illinois, a suburb of Chicago, has invented a brassier that converts into a pair of gas masks.   Thank you. John Robert Mallernee Official Bard of Clan Henderson Armed Forces Retirement Home Washington, D.C.  20011-8400 NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan." ************************************************* *************************************************