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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

FACEBOOK QUIPS

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********* WARNING ! ! ! *********

This dangerously illegal and immoral subversive underground resistance message is being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronic Reconnaissance (i.e., B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.) as part of a coordinated official clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., N.A.Z.I.) and the Commission On Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., C.O.M.M.I.E.).

Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined!

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

These creative quips were posted on the FACEBOOK web site by PATTY LUTHER.

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"As Obama declared the swine flu a national emergency, the nation declared Obama a national tragedy!"

"Silly Obama. Baseball is for rookies. Governing is for grownups. He sure doesn't seem to know much about either!"

"Speak up now, or the only right you will have left is the right to be silent!"

"For advice for turning a recession into a depression, contact the Obama administration. They are experts!"
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Thank you.
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Washington, D.C.  20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

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