Movie Critique: "BEDTIME STORIES"

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space: Parents, when is the last time you read your children a bedtime story, or made up a story to tell them? I just now finished watching a high definition version on my Proview RX-276 twenty-seven inch LCD television, of the Walt Disney movie, "BEDTIME STORIES", starring Adam Sandler, which aired on the ENCORE Movie Channel, and which  I had recorded on the digital video recording chip in my Comcast cable television control box. From watching this movie, we learn a few of life's valuable lessons. Fairy tales really DO come true, the sky actually does rain gumballs, cherry red Ferrari convertibles are FREE (well, sort of), a guy gets kissed by the booger monster, and stories have happy endings (well, that is, - - - they're SUPPOSED to have "happy endings"!). Yeah, getting KISSED by a BOOGER monster! Imagine that? To make things really perfect, the movie even includes a cameo of a passing choo choo train (with a hobo in the boxcar!), and you just KNOW what a rabid fanatic I am about railroad trains! Well, this is a fun movie for the entire family to enjoy together. It might even inspire your young'uns to begin making up their own stories. So, gather 'round all the little ones, send out for some pizza, and dim the lights. Pass the popcorn, please. Thank you. John Robert Mallernee Offical Bard of Clan Henderson Armed Forces Retirement Home Washington, D.C.  20011-8400 NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions do not represent my Scottish clan."