A SIMPLE SOLUTION FOR GULF OIL SPILL?

Please click on the links for complete details of the PROPOSAL by the Florida based firm, C. W. ROBERTS CONTRACTING, INCORPORATED, for a simple, practical solution to the current problem of massive crude oil contamination in the Gulf of Mexico.

Personally, I suspect that humongous accumulation of oil soaked hay could then be freely distributed among those in need for economic heating fuel during the Winter months.

I wonder why this plan hasn't already been implemented?