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Thursday, November 25, 2010


Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Sometime around mid day or in the early afternoon hours of Thursday 25 November 2010, the American people attacked and obliterated Turkey and Grease, along with all of the dressing, leaving folks stark naked.

Also, a farmer's goat was observed strapped to the hood of a luxury automobile, i.e., there was butter on the Rolls.

To further complicate matters, Americans somehow managed to totally annihilate the mathematical formula for determining the circumferance of a circle, by erasing pie.

It is to be hoped that Turkey and Grease can be restored by Christmas Day, although that may yet lead to another unprovoked attack by Americans.

Similarly, whenever a mathematician is discovered to be computing the circumferance of a circle, ravenous Americans will inevitably pounce with their knives and spatulas.

Oh, okay, so my amateur attempts at creative humor are corn!


John Robert Mallernee
Offical Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Gulfport, Mississippi 39507

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions do not represent my Scottish clan."

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