ALERT ! ! !

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space: Alert! Alert! I just now looked outside my window, and I thought I saw a lert! Have you ever been a lert? Would you like to be a lert? Then see your nearest lert recruiter. Okay, let's get serious for a moment. Here's the REAL purpose of this message: TODAY, right NOW, this very minute, Thursday 16 June 2011 is NATIONAL FUDGE DAY ! ! ! Well, what do YOU intend to do about THAT? So, let's all buckle down and do our patriotic duty on this all-American holiday! I realize it's a tough job, but somebody has to do it. Thank you. John Robert Mallernee Offical Bard of Clan Henderson Armed Forces Retirement Home Gulfport, Mississippi  39507 NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions do not represent my Scottish clan."