Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:
Ready to have a bit of fun?
When you're shopping and about to pay for your purchases, ask the clerk,
"Do you still accept American dollars?"
Heh! Heh! Heh!
Of course, the only problem with that bit of contemporary humor is that - - - our national currency has become so worthless that what was intended as a joke might actually turn out to be true!