Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:
This is a test.
It is only a test.
If this had been an actual or imaginary emergency or event, you might have received a similar e-mail containing further details, instructions, suggestions, or comments.
If you so desire, you may now relay or forward this unsolicited message to unappreciative recipients.
This has been a test.