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Monday, May 13, 2013


Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space: 

Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, but I've got some grrrrrr-REAT news ! ! !

I just now woke up and discovered - - - ,


Ain't that fantastically wonderful?

Just think - - - ,

If'n I crawl back in the sack and catch some more zzzzzzzzzzzs - - - ,

Maybe the athlete's foot will spread, and maybe, just MAYBE - - - ,

I'll wake up with an athlete's body!

And, I won't even have to exercise to get it!

Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

Nifty, huh?

Boy, am I smart! 

Gosh, gee whillikers, I really ought to be a doctor, huh?

I wonder - - - ,

Is there some way I can possibly SHARE my good fortune?

I want EVERYBODY to be as blessed as I am. 

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee 
Armed Forces Retirement Home 
1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311 
Gulfport, Mississippi  39507


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