PAGING DOCTOR SCHOLL

*************************************** *************************************** Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:  Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, but I've got some grrrrrr-REAT news ! ! ! I just now woke up and discovered - - - , I have ATHLETE'S FOOT! Ain't that fantastically wonderful? Just think - - - , If'n I crawl back in the sack and catch some more zzzzzzzzzzzs - - - , Maybe the athlete's foot will spread, and maybe, just MAYBE - - - , I'll wake up with an athlete's body! And, I won't even have to exercise to get it! Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Nifty, huh? Boy, am I smart!  Gosh, gee whillikers, I really ought to be a doctor, huh? I wonder - - - , Is there some way I can possibly SHARE my good fortune? I want EVERYBODY to be as blessed as I am.  Thank you. John Robert Mallernee  Armed Forces Retirement Home  1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311  Gulfport, Mississippi  39507 *************************************** ***************************************