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As a Level 4 Contributor, I've recently been very surprised to learn that my answers to some of the inquiries for information have been selected as the "Best Answer"! The most recent topic that I've responded to is: WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE A MILITARY BRAT? Currently, as I'm typing this, four (04) inquiries soliciting information, which I have posted my answers to, are being voted on. MILITIA UNIFORM IDEAS? MY GRANDFATHER'S TOUR IN GERMANY WITH THE ARMY 1950 - 1953? IF I BUY A U.S.A. ARMY UNIFORM IN AN ARMY and NAVY STORE, CAN I WEAR THE UNIFORM IN THE STREET IN NEW YORK CITY? HOW DOES ONE DECIDE WHICH MILITARY BRANCH TO JOIN? Thus, it behooves me to improve my chance of having my answers selected as the best one for those four (04) topics, by cordially inviting YOU to participate in the voting. Here are the topics, over a period of the past seven (07) years for which my response was chosen as the "Best Answer": ARMY; 31B - MILITARY POLICE. QUESTIONS!? QUESTIONS ABOUT 35M (US ARMY)? WILL THEY LET YOU HAVE AN INHALER IN BASIC TRAINING? ARMY OR NAVY? (RECRUIT LOOKING TO ENLIST)? HOW WAS YOUR EXPERIENCE IN THE U.S. ARMY? IN THE ARMY, DO AFRICAN AMERICANS GET KILLED MORE THAN OTHER RACES? AIR FORCE VS. ARMY? NEED HELP DECIDING WHICH BRANCH TO JOIN :)? HOW DOES THE ENVIRONMENT EFFECT WORK OPPORTUNITIES? DO YOU BELIEVE GENERAL PACE SHOULD CAVE AND APOLOGIZE? WHAT ARE THE ADVANTAGES AND DRAWBACKS OF HAVING FREE EDUCATION? FROM WHERE I CAN GET SONGS FOR KIDS? WHY DOES THE REST OF THE WORLD WANT TO LIVE IN AMERICA? DO YOU KNOW ANY GOOD E-BOOK LIBRARIES WHICH ARE DOWNLOADABLE? GOOD CHRISTMAS SONGS? CAN YOU SUGGEST ME A USA CAR GPS DEVICE WHICH CAN BE LOADED WITH EUROPEAN MAPS TOO? ARE SOCIAL PROBLEMS TODAY NOT SOLVED BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TOO SENSITIVE, NARROWMINDED, AND POLITICALLY CORRECT? WHICH ONE IS BETTER? ARMY OR MARINE CORPS? I JUST GOT SENT A NEXT OF KIN NOTIFICATION FROM E-MAIL ELONACHAMBERSE MASEBEMO.COM, IS THIS A REAL PERSON? I HAVE AN OLD BOTTLE WITH A SWASTIKA ON IT? CAN SOMEONE WHO SUPPORTS THE IRAQ WAR TELL ME WHY WE SHOULD BE THERE? WHAT RELATIVELY NEW CHRISTMAS SONGS WILL STAND THE TEST OF TIME? ARE THERE ANY NICE RESTAURANTS OPEN ON CHRISTMAS DAY? WHERE CAN I FIND A CHRISTMAS WALLPAPER? WHAT LAW EMPOWERS TSA TO TREAT AIRLINE PASSENGERS AS THOUGH THOSE PASSENGERS HAVE NO RIGHTS? HOW DO I GET STARTED ON WRITING A NOVEL? THE ADVENTURES OF TOM SAWYER? PRIVATE GROUP E-MAILS: HOW TO SEND THEM? I AM LEARNING TO PLAY GUITAR AND WANTING TO LEARN SOME SONGS, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STRUM - - - ANY SUGGESTIONS? HOW DO YOU GET THE SMELL OF CIGARETTE SMOKE OUT OF AN APARTMENT? WHERE CAN I FIND A LARGE SELECTION OF PICTURES TO SEARCH ONLINE?  (NOT YAHOO OR GOOGLE)? WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON CAPITAL PUNISHMENT? HOW DO YOU STOP SCHOOL BULLYING? LACY J. DALTON SONG? WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF THE PERFECT LIFE? WITHOUT REGARD TO MORALITY, LAW, EMOTION, SOCIETY, OR REASON? WHERE AND WHEN DID GEORGE W. BUSH COMPLETE PILOT TRAINING? WHO SINGS THE MORE ROCK VERSION OF SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN? HOW ARE A DEMOCRACY AND A DICTATORSHIP SIMILAR? WAYS ON BRUSHING TEETH? CAN YOU SUGGEST ADVERTISERS WHO WILL PAY TO DISPLAY THEIR LINKS IN MY BLOG? MAILER DEMON? HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE BOOK OF SECRETS? ANYONE LIKE GREEN PERSIMMONS? JPG FROM WORD? HOW DO I CREATE MY LETTERHEAD AND A LINK TO MY WEB SITE AT THE BOTTOM OF EVERY E-MAIL I SEND? CONCERNING THE CSA - HOW CAN THE GOVERNMENT WRITE OFF ONE BILLION POUNDS OF DEBTS IF THE MONEY IS NOT OWED TO THEM? WHERE CAN I FIND A GREAT OLDIES RADIO STATION? DO YOU THINK ALL CHILD MOLESTERS SHOULD BE LYNCHED? CAN I DATE WHEN NOT COMPLETELY DIVORCED, OR DO I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL COURTS BEING DONE? HOW DO I SHARE MUSIC THROUGH MY WIRELESS CONNECTION? HOW DID PEOPLE BEHAVE/THINK DURING THE POST CIVIL WAR PERIOD? HOW DO YOU SAY "MY OWN" IN GAELIC? WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD, DID YOU EVER STEP ON A NAIL THAT WENT THROUGH YOUR FOOT? HOW DO YOU CONNECT A PC TO A CABLE TV AND VCR/DVD PLAYER? I'M LOOKING FOR A GOOD CELTIC MUSIC SINGER - WHO ARE YOUR FAVORITES? IS THERE A RIGHT WAY TO LIVE LIFE AND A WRONG WAY TO LIVE LIFE? IS THERE ANY WAY TO FIND OUT IF MY SCHOOL DISTRICT IS CLOSED DUE TO SNOW? ANOTHER GEOGRAPHY QUESTION! DOES ANYONE BELIEVE IN FAIRIES? LOOKING FOR A FICTION BOOK? U.S. GOVERNMENT VS MILITIA GROUPS AND NEO-NAZIS? WITHIN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, THE REPRESENTATIVES ARE OFTEN CALLED? CAN ANYONE TELL ME THE TRAIN STATIONS NEAR SPANGDAHLEM? HI IS AN ENGLISH WORD? So, I reckon you guys can just start calling me, Professor Mallernee, the obnoxious, know-it-all, smart aleck. Hmmmmmm - - - , kind of has a nice ring to it, huh? Can I get tenure? Thank you. John Robert Mallernee Armed Forces Retirement Home 1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311  Gulfport, Mississippi  39507  ************************************************* *************************************************