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Sunday, August 11, 2013

MY BRAND NEW JOKE - - - "A NEAR MISS"


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*************** WARNING ! ! ! *************** 

This dangerously illegal and highly immoral subversive underground resistance message is being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronics Reconnaissance (i.e., "B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.") as part of a coordinated clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., "N.A.Z.I.") and the Commission on Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., "C.O.M.M.I.E.").

Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined! 

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

I've lived an adventurous life of danger, travel, and intrigue, which has led to a number of near misses.

But, each time a miss got near, she'd slap my face and run off with someone else.

I guess you could call those hit or miss situations.

I got hit, and somebody else got the miss.

Hardee, Har Har!

Yuk! Yuk! Yuk!

(That there was an original joke that I only just now thunk up all by myself, which means it's now copyrighted, patented, and properly stolen from the public domain.) 

Thank you. 

John Robert Mallernee
1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311
Gulfport, Mississippi  39507


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