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This dangerously illegal and highly immoral subversive underground resistance message is being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronics Reconnaissance (i.e., "B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.") as part of a coordinated clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., "N.A.Z.I.") and the Commission on Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., "C.O.M.M.I.E.").
Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined!
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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:
*************** WARNING ! ! ! ***************
This dangerously illegal and highly immoral subversive underground resistance message is being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronics Reconnaissance (i.e., "B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.") as part of a coordinated clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., "N.A.Z.I.") and the Commission on Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., "C.O.M.M.I.E.").
Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined!
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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:
Last night, Monday 23 September 2013, here in my assigned, comfortable, fully furnished, private quarters on the Seventh Floor of Tower "C" at the Armed Forces Retirement Home in Gulfport, Mississippi, where I am blessed to have such a fantastic view, as I was relaxing on my sofa, snacking and watching an old classic, black and white episode of, "THE TWILIGHT ZONE", on my television, I casually happened to glance out of my living room window and - - - ,
Guess what I saw?
It was a UFO!
Yes, folks, I was seeing a genuine Unidentified Flying Object hovering just above Keesler Air Force Base in Mississippi!
Can you BELIEVE that?
What I was seeing was a large, irregularly shaped, orange colored object, with a couple of dark lines crossing in front of it, located about even with the blinking red strobe lights atop the distant radio antenna towers in nearby Biloxi, Mississippi.
Oddly, there was NO response from Keesler Air Force Base.
I heard no air raid sirens, saw no searchlights, nor flak being fired from the numerous ack ack anti-aircraft guns ringing the base, no missiles were launched, and none of the base's several exceptionally proficient squadrons of ultra-high performance, nuclear armed, jet fighter aircraft scrambled to intercept the UFO.
However, I understand that green cheese was being served at midnight chow in the mess hall at Keesler Air Force Base.
Fascinated by this wondrous phenomenon, as I continued to watch, the mysterious Unidentified Flying Object, which was probably operated by illegal aliens, slowly rose higher into the night sky, weaving in and out through scattered clouds, and changing from an orange color to white, as it moved out over the Gulf of Mexico.
Boy, oh boy, oh boy!
Ain't that neat?
Thank you.
John Robert Mallernee
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