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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:
Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:
Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
At the noon meal today, Tuesday 01 April 2014, our mess hall is going to be serving soylent green!
Ain't that neat?
Mmmmmm, boy, but that'll be plumb larrupin'!
Gosh, gee whillikers, I can hardly wait!
Also, everyone needs to be informed that, at noon today, a railroad train will be stopping here.
Do you know who's on that train?
Frank Miller is on that train!
He made a vow, while in State's Prison, it'd be my life or his'n.
I'm not afraid of death, but, oh, what will I do if you leave me?
Do not forsake me, oh, my darling!
Oh, by the way, my pet snake is missing, so I reckon it's crawling around somewhere in the building.
Please have Security help me look for it.
If you should happen to see my pet snake, please don't frighten it by trying to pick it up, as it may panic and strike, resulting in critically toxic envenomation.
Thank you.
Gulfport, Mississippi 39507
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