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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:
Please help me.
I need you for an alibi.
Late last night, when the crime was committed, I was many miles away, alone in my apartment, watching television.
Unfortunately, since I was all alone, there are no witnesses to verify my alibi.
To further complicate matters, I know nothing about the crime that was committed.
I don't know what crime was committed, nor where and when the crime was committed.
So, if'n the police get suspicious and I get arrested, would you be my alibi?
Will you swear on a Bible in a court of law that I was all alone in my apartment watching television?
Just in case another crime is being committed somewhere, I'm currently all alone here in my apartment, typing this message on my computer.
Anyway, that's my story, and I'm stickin' to it!
Thank you.
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