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Saturday, December 24, 2005

N.O.R.A.D. Tracking Santa Claus!!!

GREETINGS and SALUTATIONS to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

I hope you see this message in time, for this is VERY important for your wee ones!

You can use your computer to watch the North American Aerospace Command (i.e., N.O.R.A.D.) track Santa Claus as he travels through American airspace.

N.O.R.A.D. will scramble F-16 fighters to intercept and escort Santa Claus.

Furthermore, N.O.R.A.D. gives technical specifications detailing how Santa Claus can travel so rapidly, and how his fully loaded sleigh and reindeer are able to fly.

Here is the web site URL for the North American Aerospace Command (i.e., N.O.R.A.D.):

And here is the specific web site URL where N.O.R.A.D. tracks Santa Claus:

So, gather 'round all your mischievous imps, and enjoy this military event on YOUR computer!

Ho! Ho! Ho!, y'all!

John Robert Mallernee, KB3KWS
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

"My personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

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