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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

From An Irish Paratrooper

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Here's a bit o' humor for your holiday:



01 - Go buy a turkey.

02 - Take a drink of Scotch whiskey.


03 - Put turkey in the oven.

04 - Take another two drinks of whiskey.

05 - Set the degree at three hundred seventy-five ovens.

06 - Take three more whiskeys of drink.

07 - Turn oven the on.

08 - Take four whisks of drinky.

09 - Turk the bastey.

10 - Whiskey another bottle of get.

11 - Stick a turkey in the thermometer.

12 - Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.

13 - Bake the whiskey for four hours.

14 - Take the oven out of the turkey.

15 - Take the oven out of the turkey.

16 - Floor the turkey up off of the pick.

17 - Turk the carvey.

18 - Get yourself another scottle of botch.

19 - Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.

20 - Bless the saying, pass, and eat out.


No, I'm not the author.

I found those items on other people's blogs.

Thank you.

War Crimes INMATE # 6-4305
United States Military Asylum
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400


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