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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Make Big Bucks Smuggling Twinkies!!!

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

I was flipping through the channels earlier tonight when I saw a news item from New York City.

The City Council (or some such outfit) in New York City voted unanimously to ban all foods containing transfat within the next two (02) years.

In other words, New York City will become the first city in the country to outlaw cheeseburgers, pizza, ice cream cones, polish sausages, and Twinkies.

Do you see the wonderful opportunity here?

I'm going to become a millionaire - - - smuggling truckloads of illegal Twinkies into New York City!!!

Oh boy, I get to become a real outlaw, with a fake name and everything, just like the guys on television!

This is just so cool!

By the way, even though I saw the report on television (it was the Washington, D.C. Fox News channel's local broadcast), I have NOT yet seen it posted on the Internet.

So, either this story is still breaking, or else, it just ain't important.

Well, so what?

I see a chance to make some big bucks over the next couple of years.

Can't you just see it - - - a REAL Saint Valentine's Day massacre between rival gangs over truckloads of smuggled chocolates?

Thank you.

War Crimes INMATE # 6-4305
United States Military Asylum
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

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