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Monday, December 04, 2006

Christmas Reminder

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

My Christmas tree is up, I'm listening to Christmas music on my computer's Windows Media Player, I've switched my desktop wallpaper from the Confederate Battle Flag to a Nativity scene, and changed my desktop screensaver from a military slide show to a Christmas slide show.

With the United States of America now involved in a global war, much of which must remain secret, and which probably will not end during our lifetimes, we all have to exercise due caution, and our United States Air Force is especially alert to any intrusion over America's skies.
Therefore, the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) will be tracking Santa's sleigh, and Santa will be escorted by F-16 fighters.
You and your wee ones can observe this on your computer monitor.
They also furnish technical details about Santa's sleigh, reindeer power, weight of toys, consumption of cookies, et cetera, et cetera.
If you desire, you may share this information with others.
(Pronounced, "Nol-yeek Kree-yell", that means, "Christmas Hearty!" in Scottish Gaelic.)
Thank you.
NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

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