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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Thank You, Whoever You Are ! ! !

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

I just got back from the PX, where I got my FREE candy bar, using a coupon I received in my "snail" mail today.

I have no idea who it was, but somebody signed me up at the web site, and that's how I got my free candy bar.

So, thank you, whoever you are.

I hope you also enjoyed some free chocolate candy.

I selected the SNICKERS candy bar, for that is my favorite.

I had erroneously assumed that the PX wouldn't accept coupons, so I never signed up for the free chocolate candy.

But, now, I will sign up.

Because I don't know who to thank, I'll have to send this e-mail to everybody I can think of, and post it on my blog.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

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