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Friday, October 23, 2009

WHEN WILL THE POST OFFICE BE MODERNIZED?


Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

What I want to know is, when is the United States Postal Service going to be modernized?

I just got back from checking my "snail" mail in the Post Office here at the Old Soldiers' Home.

There was nothing.

Why?

On my personal computer, via the Internet, there are frequent generous donations of spam and cookies in my e-mail.

So, why doesn't the Post Office also distribute spam and cookies? 

Thank you.
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Washington, D.C.  20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

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