MONOTONOUS MESS HALL CHOW

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space: Someone else I know just died here at the Old Soldiers' Home. It seems as though everybody I know either has died, or is dying, and folks here are dropping dead every single day. Our death rate is so high, that our mess hall has begun serving SOYLENT GREEN at every single meal! Thank you. John Robert Mallernee Armed Forces Retirement Home Washington, D.C.  20011-8400