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Tuesday, July 09, 2013

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*************** WARNING ! ! ! ***************

This dangerously illegal and highly immoral subversive underground resistance message is being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronics Reconnaissance (i.e., "B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.") as part of a coordinated clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., "N.A.Z.I.") and the Commission on Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., "C.O.M.M.I.E.").

Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined! 

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Composing this e-mail was so much work, and took so much time, that I'm going to think twice before I send any future e-mails.

The problem is that YAHOO! changed the e-mail format, making a new address book which is completely useless, since it is cluttered with repetitious out of date addresses, none of which is listed by last name in alphabetical order.

I thought I might solve the problem by switching to AMERICA ON LINE, but their e-mail address book has the same problem.

Soooo - - - ,

The best way to keep up with whatever I'm doing will be to visit my own personal web site, "OUR ETERNAL STRUGGLE".

I can still receive your e-mail messages.

It's just extremely difficult for me to address an e-mail I'm composing.

I wonder why YAHOO! and AMERICA ON LINE had to go and deliberately mess everything up, when up until now, it had been working so well?

Also, we still have the telephone, and chances are, if I need to contact you, I'll just call you, rather than fool with the aggravation of e-mail.

If you wish to communicate with me face to face, just give me a call on my telephone, and I'll turn on my computer's SKYPE or YAHOO! MESSENGER program.

I never have occasion to use those programs, so that's why I always leave them turned off.

But, using either SKYPE or YAHOO! MESSENGER, we can see each other, and chat face to face, for as long as we want to, because, unlike the telephone, it doesn't cost anything when we communicate computer to computer.

Thank you.
Armed Forces Retirement Home
1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311
Gulfport, Mississippi  39507


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