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Sunday, November 10, 2013


Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

A little while ago, I was downstairs at the mess hall, where I enjoyed a delicious noontime dinner of spaghetti and meat sauce, topped by grated Parmesan cheese, along with Italian style green beans, and garlic bread, washed down with cranberry juice, and concluded with a dessert of coconut meringue pie.

Afterwards, I stopped by my mailbox to pick up the contents, consisting of a magazine and a letter.

As I walked away, I thought of a good joke, and wondered how I could use it?

Seeing a couple of ladies, Alice Garrymore and Bernice "Goldie" Goldstein, with whom I've been acquainted for several years, I greeted them in the corridor with - - - ,

"I've got a complaint!" - - - which, of course, had them slightly worried.

So, I continued with - - - ,

"I just now checked my mailbox, and sure enough, there was some mail.

But, what I wanted was female!"

The two of them began laughing, and as they walked away, I overheard them tell each other that they were going to share that joke with others.

So, I reckon my spontaneous amateur effort at impromptu stand up comedy actually worked!

Hardee, Har Har!

Yuk! Yuk! Yuk!

Thank you. 

John Robert Mallernee 
1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311 
Gulfport, Mississippi  39507


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