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Sunday, January 18, 2009

Attention: Females


As a result of a class action lawsuit, i.e., Azizian, et alii versus Federated Department Stores, Incorporated, et alii, beginning on Tuesday 20 January 2009, for a period of one week, selected stores will be giving away twenty-five dollars worth of cosmetics to each customer, on a first come, first served basis, for as long as supplies last.

No receipt or proof of prior purchase is required.

Any cosmetics not given away on that day will be donated to charity.

Here is a list of the stores where the cosmetics will be given away:

Bergdorf Goodman, Bergner's, Bloomingdale's, Boston Store, Carson Pirie Scott, Dillard's, Gottschalks, Herberger's, Macy's, Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom, Parisian, Saks Fifth Avenue, Younkers

I'm guessing the anticipated female riots will be shown on television later that evening.

Have fun, y'all!

Hmmm - - - maybe this is also a chance for us guys to get gifts for our wives, girlfriends, and female relatives?

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee, KB3KWS
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

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