Attention: Females

Females: As a result of a class action lawsuit, i.e., Azizian, et alii versus Federated Department Stores, Incorporated, et alii, beginning on Tuesday 20 January 2009, for a period of one week, selected stores will be giving away twenty-five dollars worth of cosmetics to each customer, on a first come, first served basis, for as long as supplies last. No receipt or proof of prior purchase is required. Any cosmetics not given away on that day will be donated to charity. Here is a list of the stores where the cosmetics will be given away: Bergdorf Goodman, Bergner's, Bloomingdale's, Boston Store, Carson Pirie Scott, Dillard's, Gottschalks, Herberger's, Macy's, Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom, Parisian, Saks Fifth Avenue, Younkers I'm guessing the anticipated female riots will be shown on television later that evening. Have fun, y'all! Hmmm - - - maybe this is also a chance for us guys to get gifts for our wives, girlfriends, and female relatives? Thank you. John Robert Mallernee, KB3KWS Official Bard of Clan Henderson Armed Forces Retirement Home Washington, D.C. 20011-8400 NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."