Thoughts About Astronauts

***** WARNING!!! ***** This dangerously illegal and immoral subversive underground resistance message is being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronic Reconnaissance (i.e., B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.) as part of a coordinated official clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., N.A.Z.I.) and the Commission On Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., C.O.M.M.I.E.). Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined! ******************** Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space: Well, they're at it again today, those science fiction spacemen floating around in Outer Space. If you know a child who dreams of becoming an astronaut, then he'd better begin NOW, while he's still just a wee lad, to prepare himself. It takes a lifetime of dedicated self-denial and intense mental and physical conditioning to reach that goal, and only a very, VERY few can ever achieve it. How many young'uns (or adults) do you know who are willing to wear a diaper all day long (or longer) and drink urine? Yes, the astronauts drink urine that has been recycled into potable water. We all do, did you know that? Yes, when you're sitting down to dinner, just think about the fact that scientists say no moisture ever leaves Earth's atmosphere. Thus, all moisture currently on this Earth has always been on this Earth, from the beginning of Creation. The water you drink was once some creature's urine or blood, which Nature has gradually recycled over the eons of time. Your own blood or urine will someday become drinking water for someone else. Ain't that a wonderfully refreshing thought at dinnertime? Thank you. John Robert Mallernee Official Bard of Clan Henderson Armed Forces Retirement Home Washington, D.C. 20011-8400 NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."