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Friday, May 22, 2009

"THE GHOSTS OF CULLODEN"

Similar to contemporary unapologetic American descendants of Confederate soldiers (such as myself), modern Scots still proudly talk about their ancestors, and still refer to "The '45", as if it were only yesterday.

Rex Maddox, President of the Clan Henderson Society, e-mailed the link to this You Tube video, "THE GHOSTS OF CULLODEN", to me, along with others.

The video does not identify the artists who are performing.

Is It Worth Killing Someone?

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

It's my understanding that there currently is proposed legislation in Congress which would require every new act to be subjected to a test of whether or not it would violate the Constitution of the United States.

If that's true, I'm certainly all for it, and I hope it passes, although considering the rampant blatant corruption in our existing government administration, I doubt it will.

However, I'd like to see something else also considered, not only in Congress, but also in state legislatures, county commissions, city councils, and each and every university law school.

No, I'm not going to cite any scholarly references, for what I'm writing is strictly my own musings, from within my own mind.

I'm no recognized expert, with a degree or testimonial of higher education, nor the erudite author of pedantic tomes.

I'm just me, and I have to admit, that ain't much.

But, I'm wondering about something, and I think it's worthwhile enough that other folks should also be wondering, too.

Every so often, we see on television where newly elected political representatives are given a formal orientation class, prior to being sworn in and seated in Congress.

I've never been to one of those orientation sessions, and I don't know anyone who has.

But, there's a fundamental issue which every elected or appointed public official, whether federal, state, or local, should be cognizant of.

Those public officials, most of whom are professional attorneys, are anxiously engaged in burdening the populace with lots of newly enacted legislation.

Whether it's a federal or state statute, or a city or county ordinance, regardless of the intended seriousness of the subject, the impact will be the same.

It matters not if the newly enacted law deals with taxes, public nuisances, property crime, animal treatment, personal conflicts, religious expression, child welfare, vehicle operation, or whatever the purpose of whatever legislation.

The ultimate test of any law is its enforcement by the police officer or soldier, with their imminent threat of lethal force.

If a citizen, for whatever reason, refuses to comply with any law, even if it's a minor infraction of a seemingly unimportant local city ordinance, the test will be enforcing the penalty for violating that law.

Is there a fine?

What if the violator(s) refuses to pay the fine?

Assuming police are then ordered to arrest the violator(s), suppose the violator(s) refuses to submit?

As the situation escalates, we eventually see the ultimate level of citizen defiance, resulting in maximum physical violence, or even an exchange of gunfire.

Thus, human injuries and/or fatalities occur, whether just the resisting violator(s), and/or the arresting authority.

The Waco Massacre, and the shoot out at Ruby Ridge, Idaho are two (02) examples of this, where government agencies (at every level, not just federal) were publicly embarrassed, as the horrendous deaths were completely unnecessary.

Indeed, if there had been no massacre at Waco, Texas, there never would have been an attack on the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City.

I just think that students in law schools around the nation should be constantly reminded, again and again, of the impact their legal decisions may have.

Likewise, judges, appointed officials, and elected representatives at every level of government, need to be repeatedly cautioned about the potentially supreme effect of their pet legislative projects.

When a newly written act is being discussed and voted on, the question must be asked, "Is this issue serious enough to be worth killing someone over?"

What are some of the proposed legislative acts that are currently being discussed in the news?

I know there's a bunch of them, but right at the moment, as I'm typing this, I can't focus on any particular item.

But, you still know what I mean.

Are any of those worth taking a human life, if enforcement efforts so require?

There are so many laws, with new ones rapidly being added on a daily basis, I can't even keep track of them, nor can any other average citizen.

To be perfectly honest, we already have far too many laws, and responsible government representatives really should eliminate a whole bunch of existing laws, before even contemplating enacting any new ones.

Not only that, almost every law, such as the onerous anti-American and flagrantly unconstitutional U.S.A. P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act, are written in language unfathomable by the average citizen.

So, once again, I raise the question:

Is the issue being considered so serious, as to warrant killing someone over?

That is the ultimate impact and penalty of every single law, no matter how mundane or mediocre it might appear.

I reckon a logical extension of this argument might be, at what point are we citizens justified in armed revolt against our legally (or otherwise) constituted government authorities?

Yes, an uprising against our government will entail citizens violently murdering fellow citizens. which might include even kith and kin, as has been the case in previous popular revolts throughout documented history.

We aren't the first to wrestle with this moral quandary.

Whenever the smoldering fires of individual liberty have erupted against the unbearable constraints of despotic tyranny, it has ever been thus.

So, whether it be a career politician, or a zealous rebel, we all have to decide:

Is this particular issue so serious, that it is worth killing someone over?


Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Open House and Star Parties

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

On Wednesday 20 May 2009, an Open House was held at the University of Maryland Observatory, beginning at 2100 Hours.

The evening began with a lecture by Professor Robert Olling, discoursing on Planet Quest, a National Aeronautics and Space Administration program which seeks to find habitable planets in Outer Space.

The lecture was very interesting and informative, and I even asked a couple of questions.

I inquired if a particular mission had failed when a reentry parachute didn't open, and I asked about how scientists name the newly discovered distant planets.

After the lecture, we went to the observatory to look through the telescopes at Saturn and the M-13 Globular Cluster.

I plan on attending Friday 21 May 2009, at 2000 Hours, when there will be a lecture and book signing at the University of Maryland Observatory by an astronaut, Tom Jones.

Then, Saturday 23 May 2009, if the skies are clear, I'll drive over to C. M. Crockett Park in Midland, Virginia, to set up my Meade ETX-60AT-BB telescope, and participate in a star party hosted by the Northern Virginia Astronomy Club.

I'm very much looking forward to finally orienting and using my telescope for the very first time.

Once I finally figure out how it works, I'll start having a LOT of midnight fun, driving my pickup truck, and camping out!

There's star gazing all Summer long at The Mountain Institute in Spruce Knob, West Virginia!

In June, there's going to be a really BIG star party in the Shenandoah National Park, with hiking and camping, in addition to the regular star gazing.

Unfortunately, except for the University of Maryland Observatory, entrance fees, camping fees, parking fees, and membership dues are required at all of these places and events.

But, once I learn how to use my telescope, I reckon I'll use my pickup truck to go exploring and find my own places, where I can camp out and star gaze, and it won't cost me a cent.

At least, that's what I hope for.


Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400


NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

"I AM GOING TO THE WEST", by Connie Dover

Last night, I splurged and ordered ALL SIX (06) of Connie Dover's albums, including one which hasn't been released yet!

Please visit Connie Dover's official web site at:

http://www.conniedover.com/

She's a genuine Wyoming cowgirl, AND she speaks French!

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

I am grateful to political pundit and Jewish advocate, Debbie Schlussel, for posting this information on her web site, which in turn, is also linked to the Facebook social networking web site.

Go to the Oscar Mayer web site to get your coupon for a FREE package of jumbo beef franks.

Also, go to the M&M's candy web site to get your coupon for a FREE bonus bag of M&M's chocolate candy.

I think you have to purchase a bag of M&M's, in order to claim the bonus bag.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400


NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Monday, May 18, 2009

Official LDS Radio Station

Brothers and Sisters:

I was just now notified at the FACEBOOK web site that MORMON CHANNEL, the brand new official radio station of The Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter-day Saints, is now available on the Internet, twenty-four hours a day.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Utah Scottish Lad

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Here's a news item from Utah that will be of interest to everyone who is Scottish, or of Scottish descent.

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PRINCIPAL FORCES KILT WEARING STUDENT TO CHANGE

Associated Press
Sunday 17 May 2009
1303 Hours Mountain Time

WEST HAVEN, UTAH

A kilt-wearing middle school student will get an apology from a principal who said the boy could be mistaken for a cross-dresser.

Gavin McFarland says he wore the kilt twice to Rocky Mountain Junior High as a prop for a school art project.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with it," McFarland said.

But last Wednesday, Principal Craig Jessop told the 14-year-old Hooper boy that the outfit could be misconstrued as cross-dressing and forced McFarland to change his clothes.

McFarland removed the kilt, hand-sewn over 40 hours by his mother, and wore shorts the rest of the day.

"It's ridiculous," said Paula McFarland, the boy's mother. "A kilt is a distinctive garment. Nobody mistakes it for a skirt."

Weber School District spokesman Nate Taggart said the district recognizes the kilt as an expression of McFarland's Scottish heritage. He says the kilt was not inappropriate, especially if it was part of a school project.

Taggart says Jessop has been asked to apologize.

The McFarland family actively celebrates its Scottish heritage.

Preston McFarland, Gavin's father, manages a Web site for clan McFarlane and has a booth at Utah's Highland Games & Scottish Festival each year.

The kilt controversy has become a catalyst for discussion at school, Paula McFarland said.

"It's given (Gavin) a great chance to explain the Scottish kilt and tell them a little about what we do as a family," she said.

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READER COMMENTS:
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Freedom 1:23 p.m. May 17, 2009
Wow! it is a traditional dress for the Celtic people. Let it be! I think if a Scotsman, Englishman or Irishman want to dress in a celt then so be it!!!!!

HUH? 1:39 p.m. May 17, 2009
If a boy wearing a kilt can be accused of "cross-dressing," then what are we to make of girls wearing pants?

That school principal is an embarrassment to the state.

McSandy 1:39 p.m. May 17, 2009
Go Kilts!


Jessop 1:56 p.m. May 17, 2009
Maybe want to study where his heritage comes from. Could he be a "TROLL"?

kandee 1:56 p.m. May 17, 2009
Even if he were cross-dressing, what's so wrong with that? In many cultures, it's fashionable. And, in Japan, right now, it's a huge rage among high school kids.
They even compete on national TV.

overjoyed 1:58 p.m. May 17, 2009
Only in Utah...

BLHS & Kilt Fan 3:53 p.m. May 17, 2009
Where has this principal been? Right next door in the Ogden school district is Ben Lomond High home of the Scotts, Bagpippers, Bonnie Lassies. They proudly wear kilts. The wrestling team earn the privilage to wear a kilt. Wake up and learn about your neighborhood, especially if you are a principal.

Funny Guy? 4:00 p.m. May 17, 2009
That principal should send some girls home for wearing pants. Those girls don't know common descency and manners. What is the world coming to when a young girl is allowed to choose the clothes that she can wear while the young boys are forced to wear pants and shorts. I say expel all the girls and make the dress code for boys to all wear dress... I mean kilts to school.

Anonymous 4:34 p.m. May 17, 2009
Not supposed to be any underwear used with a kilt!!!

overjoyed 4:44 p.m. May 17, 2009
This story has now made national news. Great, yet another embarassment to the state of Utah for being "behind the times" & "having their heads in the sand".

Traditional Garb 4:54 p.m. May 17, 2009
The native Africans and tribespeoples of Australia often wear nothing but a loincloth. Would a black student with African or Australian heritage be allowed to come to school dressed in an outfit from his/her family's cultural heritage?

Disgusted 5:20 p.m. May 17, 2009
And we wonder about our children"s education. Mr. Jessop is a prime example of ignorance, you are responsible for our children's education and you don't even know yourself. I am a Scottish woman living in the US and I am highly offended by your comment. Shame on you and I wonder about the education in your school and your state, your comment is an embarrassment to your school and state!!!!

Skippy 5:24 p.m. May 17, 2009
It sounds like the principal needs to go back to high school to learn about culture!

Craig Jessop? 5:25 p.m. May 17, 2009
The former director of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir? Is he the same one that is the principal in this story?

Scott 5:35 p.m. May 17, 2009
I think the princaple like boys in shorts and didnt trust himself for mistaking the boy for one of his own!

Skippy 5:35 p.m. May 17, 2009
Craig Jessop? No way!

l 5:44 p.m. May 17, 2009
Totally different Craig Jessop. The real Dr. Jessop is head of the music and theater departments at Utah State University. He's bringing in Donny Osmond to sing at USU for Memorial Day, not trifling with junior high dress codes.

cheffy chef 5:46 p.m. May 17, 2009
Holy uneducated educator batman!
Sounds like this Jessop belongs with the rest on the back on the compound. Oh, pardon me that was probably intolerant.


Anonymous 6:01 p.m. May 17, 2009
Craig Jessop is dean of the department of music at Utah State. Not the same person.

John Charity Spring 6:15 p.m. May 17, 2009
This is an example of a principal giving into modern notions of political correctness and, in the process, losing all common sense. Indeed, this is why our public schools are in such a horrendous state. Instead of teaching the old fashioned values that made this Country great, public school officials spend all their time trying to make sure that no one is offended by any politically incorrect statement or behavior. This young man was simply honoring his heritage--something that should be encouraged, not stifled.

Is it really that big of a deal? 6:20 p.m. May 17, 2009
I see both points of view on this, however is it really that big of a deal? I mean the principal thought it was breaking one of the rules and meant no offense when he asked the child to change, Jessop was just doing his job! Leave him alone.

Stacie 6:27 p.m. May 17, 2009
Principals are still the same power hungry monsters that they were when I was a kid. Playing God over a bunch of little kids.

Properly Worn Kilt? 6:33 p.m. May 17, 2009
Greetings:

First of all, I'm very glad this news story went national, or I might not have seen it.

Thanks to the World Wide Web, probably every Scot will soon know of this report.

As the officially appointed bard of an ancient Scottish clan, I frequently have occasion to wear my kilt.

When properly worn, the kilt can't be mistaken for a feminine skirt.

Was the lad wearing a sporran with his kilt, or did he sport any of the other appropriate accoutrements that normally define Highlander regalia?

The kilt is strictly an item of male military uniform clothing, never intended to be worn by females.

The kilt is designed for close quarter combat and for living outdoors during inclement weather.

Wearing the kilt properly (i.e., with no underwear) is known as "going regimental", for that's how it's traditionally worn by Scottish military units.

Hurray for that young lad!

Alba gu brath! (Gaelic for: "Scotland Forever!")

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400


Possible News Story 6:46 p.m. May 17, 2009
Greetings:

In connection with this report, the DESERET NEWS staff should be aware of a possible news story.

The LARGEST gathering of clans in all of recorded history is about to take place in Edinburgh, Scotland, on 25 and 26 July 2009.

Since URLs are forbidden, just use your search engine to look for THE GATHERING 2009.

Also, has any of the DESERET NEWS reporters been paying any attention to the current Scottish political scene?

History is being made, for the Scottish National Party won the last election, and their stated goal is to make Scotland completely free and independent, permanently dissolving their union with England.

I think their targeted deadline is next year.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400


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In addition to posting this on my blog, I'll be sending this message to everyone in my address book who has Scottish heritage, and I'll also place a link to it on the FACEBOOK web site.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Remember This TV Series?

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Does anyone remember an old black and white television series, THE COURT OF LAST RESORT?

It must have been around half a century ago, and I think it was only on for a very short while.

At the time I watched it, I was just a kid, sitting in the living room in Spring Lake, North Carolina.

I was probably most impressed by the show's theme music, which I can still hear in my mind.

Mama and Daddy were amused when I inquired where the Court of Last Resort was located?

I told them I wanted to work in the Court of Last Resort when I grew up.

Of course, my boyish perceptions of the dramatic scenarios being portrayed on television probably had very little to do with reality.

I've searched the Internet, and found references to this old television series, but unfortunately, I can't find any episodes that can be viewed over the Internet.

So, am I the only one who remembers this show?

Can you believe over half a century has passed since then?


Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."


A Tragic Anniversary

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

On 17 May 1954, the United States Supreme Court violated the Tenth Amendment of the Constitution of The United States with their ruling in the case of Brown versus Board of Education of Topeka.

Unfortunately, in their misguided idealism, the President of the United States and the Congress of the United States failed to impeach the members of the Supreme Court who were responsible for issuing that decision.

Ever since then, we've experienced increasing racial polarity with manifest hostility.

Government agencies and media outlets combine to distort or suppress American history and English language, as they compel and enforce quotas and preferential treatment based solely on race.

Today, all anyone needs to do is pick up a newspaper, or turn on their radio or television, in order to view the disastrous effect on contemporary society.

Forced racial integration was a noble experiment which is an abysmal failure.

Forced racial integration was supposed to raise the standard of living for the American negro.

Unfortunately, in their efforts to accommodate the American negro, public, private, and corporate institutions and agencies had to lower their standards for literacy, conduct, morality, and appearance.

Thus, instead of raising the standard of living for the American negro, the standard of living in every aspect of life has been lowered for everyone.

Meanwhile, racial animosity continues to seethe and simmer, soon to erupt into murderous violence.


Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."


"THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY!"

A hit song by Napoleon XIV

G.I. Saves Airliner From Crashing

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:


Above is a high resolution official United States Air Force photograph of a fuel leak on a commercial airliner in flight.

Click on the picture to view a larger version.

Here is an official United States Air Force report about an airman who saved the lives of over three hundred passengers and crew aboard that commercial airliner.

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AIRMAN SPOTS AIRCRAFT FUEL LEAK AT 35,000 FEET

by Technical Sergeant Rey Ramon
Eighteenth Wing Public Affairs


Thursday 14 May 2009
Kadena Air Base, Japan
Air Force News Service

Most of us hear stories of Airmen saving lives in combat, but an Airman who saves the lives of more than 300 passengers is definitely a story worth hearing.

A fuel leak on a civilian aircraft caught the attention of Staff Sgt. Bartek Bachleda, 909th Air Refueling Squadron boom operator, during a flight from Chicago to Narita airport, Japan. After alerting the pilots and aircrew, the ranking pilot made the decision to divert the flight to San Francisco.

"I noticed the leak on the left side of the aircraft right behind the wing earlier during take-off," said Sergeant Bachleda.

Sergeant Bachleda continued analyzing the outflow of fuel to be 100 percent sure it was a leak while the plane was reaching cruising altitude. Almost an hour into the flight, he told a stewardess of the possible leak, but was given an unconcerned response.

Sergeant Bachleda then began to capture the possible leak on video. He then got the stewardess' attention by saying, "Ma'am it's an emergency." He identified himself to her and showed her the leak on video.

"She was completely serious and was no longer handing out drinks," he said. "I told her you need to inform your captain before we go oceanic."

The captain came from the cockpit to where Sergeant Bachleda was sitting to see the leak and view the video footage. Sergeant Bachleda said the captain and the crew were trying to figure out how the aircraft was losing 6,000 pounds of fuel an hour and then they knew exactly what was going on.

The captain made a mid-air announcement the flight would be diverted back to Chicago, but then changed it to San Francisco so passengers could catch the only existing flight to Narita airport.

Once the flight arrived in San Francisco, Sergeant Bachleda and a coworker were asked to stay back while the aircraft was deplaned. They waited for the arrival of investigators, the fire chief, and the owner of the airport to explain what went wrong.

"When we got off the airplane everyone was thanking us," said the sergeant.

While conversing with the captain, the sergeant said he was hesitant at first to inform them about the leak, but he knew it was abnormal. The captain said they would have never made it to Japan if it wasn't for him.
The two Airmen were placed in a hotel overnight and flew back to Japan the next morning. The airline company showed their appreciation by seating them first-class.


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Isn't that a great story?

I hope that resourceful airman gets decorated.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Saturday, May 16, 2009

WINNER OF EUROVISION SONG CONTEST

Alexander Rybak, of Norway, performing his own composition, "FAIRYTALE", at the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest in Moscow, Russia.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Thoughts About Astronauts

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Well, they're at it again today, those science fiction spacemen floating around in Outer Space.

If you know a child who dreams of becoming an astronaut, then he'd better begin NOW, while he's still just a wee lad, to prepare himself.

It takes a lifetime of dedicated self-denial and intense mental and physical conditioning to reach that goal, and only a very, VERY few can ever achieve it.

How many young'uns (or adults) do you know who are willing to wear a diaper all day long (or longer) and drink urine?

Yes, the astronauts drink urine that has been recycled into potable water.

We all do, did you know that?

Yes, when you're sitting down to dinner, just think about the fact that scientists say no moisture ever leaves Earth's atmosphere.

Thus, all moisture currently on this Earth has always been on this Earth, from the beginning of Creation.

The water you drink was once some creature's urine or blood, which Nature has gradually recycled over the eons of time.

Your own blood or urine will someday become drinking water for someone else.

Ain't that a wonderfully refreshing thought at dinnertime?

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."