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Friday, November 04, 2011

I LOVE RICIN ! ! !

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Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined!

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

I reckon by now, all y'all have already heard all about yesterday's big news story about those four (04) elderly guys in Atlanta, Georgia being arrested, i.e., the "Geriatric Gang of Four".

I love ricin!

Here at the Armed Forces Retirement Home in Gulfport, Mississippi, our mess hall serves ricin almost every day - - - , i.e., ricin soy sauce, ricin gravy, ricin shrimp, ricin gumbo, ricin chili, ricin beans, ricin beef stew, ricin chicken and dumplings, ricin mixed vegetables, - - - , et cetera, ad infinitum.

Thank you.

"Saigon"
Commander in Exile
O.U.R. Army

(i.e., the "Outlaw Underground Rebel" Army)
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Gulfport, Mississippi
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