ATTENTION TO ORDERS:

*************************************** *************************************** ********* WARNING ! ! ! ********* This dangerously illegal and immoral subversive underground resistance message is being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronic Reconnaissance (i.e., B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.) as part of a coordinated official clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., N.A.Z.I.) and the Commission On Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., C.O.M.M.I.E.). Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined! **************************** Comrades in Arms: Look at your calendar for your military training schedule. Today, you are ordered to MARCH FIRST. Later, you can go to the mess hall for chow, and do other stuff. But, according to the calendar, your orders are to MARCH FIRST. You are training to prepare for Sunday, when according to the calendar, you are scheduled to MARCH FOURTH. "SAIGON" Commander in Exile O.U.R. Army (i.e., the "Outlaw Underground Rebel" Army) ************************************** **************************************