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Saturday, July 26, 2014


********* WARNING ! ! ! *********

This dangerously illegal and immoral subversive underground resistance message is being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronic Reconnaissance (i.e., B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.) as part of a coordinated official clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., N.A.Z.I.) and the Commission On Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., C.O.M.M.I.E.). 

Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined!

Comrades in Arms:

Look on your calendar.

Your orders are to do what the calendar indicates when you wake up on Saturday 01 March 2014, which is to "March First".

Whatever else needs to be done, must wait until after you "March First".

Everyone is training for Tuesday's event, when, according to the calendar, we are to "March Forth".

So, pick up your scary and ugly looking black Colt CAR-15 semi-automatic .223 calibre carbine, with its M-7 bayonet, pistol grip, collapsible shoulder stock, barrel shroud, and flash suppressor, along with your thirty round detachable high capacity magazines full of ammunition, for on Tuesday, the federal government will tremble as all of us boldly "March Forth"!

Now, here are some coded messages for our brave guerilla fighters currently operating deep behind enemy lines:

"The chair is against the wall."

I repeat:

"The chair is against the wall."

"John has a long mustache."

I repeat:

"John has a long mustache."

"WOLVERINES ! ! !"  

Hardee, Har Har!

Heh! Heh! Heh!

Yuk! Yuk! 

At Your Service, 

Commander in Exile 
O.U.R. Army 

(i.e., the "Outlaw Underground Rebel" Army)


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