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Monday, March 04, 2013


********* WARNING ! ! ! *********

This dangerously illegal and immoral subversive underground resistance message is being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronic Reconnaissance (i.e., B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.) as part of a coordinated official clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., N.A.Z.I.) and the Commission On Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., C.O.M.M.I.E.).

Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined!

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

A couple of days ago, I received an e-mail from the local HIGHLANDS AND ISLANDS organization informing me that the annual Saint Patrick's Day parade will be held this coming Saturday in Long Beach, Mississippi.

Also, on that same day, the Mississippi State Guard will have their monthly drill at Camp Shelby, Mississippi.

However, no Germans will be at either event.

Do you know why?

Because, if you look on your calendar for this coming Saturday, it very plainly states - - - ,

"March (?) NEIN ! ! !"

Heh! Heh! Heh!

Yuk! Yuk!

(What? You don't sprechen sie Deutsch?)

Thank you. 

John Robert Mallernee 
Armed Forces Retirement Home 
1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311 
Gulfport, Mississippi  39507


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