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Wednesday, October 02, 2013

VEHICLE TRAFFIC HAZARD WARNINGS


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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space: 

This is a special announcement for Wednesday 02 October 2013.

Due to emergency budgetary restrictions entailed by the current government shutdown, the city of Gulfport has halted snow removal and snowplow operations.

All vehicle operators are therefore urged to be extra cautious when driving through the snow and icy conditions of Southern Mississippi's Gulf Coast. 

Also, because of the danger posed by the presence of polar bears, walruses, seals, and penguins frequenting the beach, Highway Ninety has been closed to vehicle traffic. 

Thank you.

1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311
Gulfport, Mississippi  39507


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